doinkie

A sausage or other phalic shaped food

'ma ma' s cookin doinkies the night'

by MaccieD May 30, 2018

Doinker

Kook or my mom

“Look at that doinker sucking on toes”

by zerogravity69 September 17, 2018

Doinkhead

Someone who lacks brain cells

Garrett Hilyer is a doinkhead

by Jasmine Acosta November 2, 2018

doinkey bag

A really cute person who is dating and ugli ass person

Why is he a doinkey bag??

by Hdhdnfn November 12, 2018

Doinkjavu

The phenomenon of hitting the goalpost repeatedly while kicking.

Cody Parkey has a severe case of doinkjavu.

by Benjah_min January 6, 2019

doinker

a large joint or blunt, usually used to refer to hemp wrapped joints which is similar to a combination of the two

We smoking big doinker tonight brother.

by Heynow5000 August 11, 2019

Doinked

A family friendly way of a youtuber named Gloom (Kassie) saying that someone got killed

It's mostly used in videos where she tries solving riddles (7-Second Riddles etc.)

Yup, that dude just got doinked.

by thatssoboring June 2, 2020