crotch jingler

Name for a male who is determined he knows how to make your crotch tingle, but in the end, can't get the job done and all it does is jingle

My date last night turned out to be a crotch Jingler.

by Workwife June 3, 2010

Crotch Bar

The fold-like bulge across the crotch of a woman's pants when they're a bad fit.

I love the fit of these pants, except they've got a huge crotch bar.

by NewPants October 29, 2012

crotch cord

The mechanism by which you remove a tampon.

Delores pulled her crotch cord and out came her tampon.

by Delores Cratch February 24, 2009

Moss Crotch

When a male/female has died their hair any hue or saturation of the color green. They respectively have done the same with their pubic hair.

Billy: Dude that chick with the lime green hair is so hot!
Johnny: Ew, hell no! Shes a total moss crotch!

by Shugar Lipz June 2, 2009

Crotch Food

Bits of food that drop into your lap/crotch whilst your eating something.

S finishes sandwhich then looks down + exclaims:
"Hey C check it out crotch food!"
"Ah crotch food, its the best type!"

by Kinkish Pink October 1, 2005

crotch goblin

A species of goblin that steals crotches from the male species. Said to be a mythical creature but sightings and instances have occured.

Get me to a hospital, a crotch goblin stole my crotch!

by pr0ph3t April 10, 2005

Crotch Waffle

A crusty pair of underwear, caused by discharge drying onto them. Usually used to insult an idiot.

"WTF, you crotch waffle, stop hitting on my sister."
-or-
"That crotch waffle kept rubbing his junk on the women at the bar."

by MuddledFox January 13, 2009