crotch cord

The mechanism by which you remove a tampon.

Delores pulled her crotch cord and out came her tampon.

by Delores Cratch February 24, 2009

crotch jingler

Name for a male who is determined he knows how to make your crotch tingle, but in the end, can't get the job done and all it does is jingle

My date last night turned out to be a crotch Jingler.

by Workwife June 03, 2010

crotch crooner

a dude who serenades a girl's clothes of for the purpose of getting laid.

"Dude, she let him up in dat?" "Yeah man, definite crotch crooner"

by Bud Hogan July 10, 2006

Crotch Bar

The fold-like bulge across the crotch of a woman's pants when they're a bad fit.

I love the fit of these pants, except they've got a huge crotch bar.

by NewPants October 29, 2012

Crotch Tag

A game of tag that involves tagging another person's crotch usually played at bars when slightly or extremely intoxicated.

Person 1: Crotch tag! No tag backs!

Person 2: Shit.

by Septimus80 January 14, 2009

crotch goblin

A species of goblin that steals crotches from the male species. Said to be a mythical creature but sightings and instances have occured.

Get me to a hospital, a crotch goblin stole my crotch!

by pr0ph3t April 11, 2005

Crotch Waffle

A crusty pair of underwear, caused by discharge drying onto them. Usually used to insult an idiot.

"WTF, you crotch waffle, stop hitting on my sister."
-or-
"That crotch waffle kept rubbing his junk on the women at the bar."

by MuddledFox September 26, 2008