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Clean guy

Suave looking sack of shit that hits on the fat girl while another sack of shit yahoos a forty of mickey’s
I’m thirsty, I’m making you the clean guy
by Lowkeygangstershit April 15, 2022
mugGet the Clean guymug.

Clean your nose

A person is insinuating committing a homicide
Chad” I’m going to you your money man I swear

Danny “ f*ck that I’m about to clean your nose”
by Mack daddy myles April 19, 2021
mugGet the Clean your nosemug.

Clean Smurf

The act of tonguing a persons anus with such ferocity that the recipient finds themselves “clean” upon completion of the act; as well as the provider of such services finding themselves blue in the face from lack of consistent oxygen while attaching themselves to the surface of some lucky persons anus more efficiently then the vacuum at the car wash when it catches that Dunkin’ Donuts bag in your back seat.
Dude, I ain’t even gonna lie, that girl gave me a full blown clean Smurf, in the backseat of my Focus none the less, so yeah you should absolutely fuck her if you can make it happen
by EyeWoodSmazzSewHurd March 8, 2023
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Clean as a rat

A phrase that describes the cleanliness of rats compared with cleanliness of anything else. Most wild rats are cleaner than other wild animals, hence the phrase was made
Whew, I am as clean as a rat!
by Qorptocx January 5, 2019
mugGet the Clean as a ratmug.

Clean

Mom: hun its November 22
Me:dang it I actually have to clean
by The baddie grinch November 22, 2020
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josh cleaning

Josh cleaning consists of many things besides the action Verb: “cleaning”

Scholars have described it best as the equivalent of ADHD cleaning.

Example: Playing a light game of Minecraft then hoping off to take out the trash then hopping back on to play an intense game of Apex Legends because taking out the trash was quite the strenuous task and quite frankly, “ you should take another break.”

Example 2: Cleaning out your fridge for 3 minutes when that sudden urge to poop finds you in the bathroom then realizing as you’re relieving yourself of Mother Nature that you also have to clean the bathroom. So you start cleaning that then realize your truck is pretty dirty so you better go clean that big while you’re cleaning your truck you realize it’s better some time since you made a Kwik Trip run to go pick on 6 rockstars and 2 hotdogs for your gamer snacking so you go run to the gas station.

It’s an endless cycle. A vicious circle. An addictive pattern. Don’t fall for the josh cleaning. Too many have fallen. And as Rose said in James Cameron’s adaption of the Titanic: “ ..It’s been 84 years”.
Example in a sentence: Sorry I can’t hangout tonight boys; I gotta josh clean this weekend.

Example in a sentence 2: Sorry babe I can’t this weekend. I got a long day ahead. I gotta josh cleaning my room.
by Ram Ranch Supervisor March 8, 2024
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Clean-Screen

A word the defines a game that you buy and doesn’t have any in game purchases.
Such as GTA V or Ark: Survival Evolved.
(“Some dude 1”)Bro this game called Ark Survival is such a Clean-Screen game, I love it!
(“Some dude 1”) it suck that the mobile version isn’t a Clean-Screen game
mugGet the Clean-Screenmug.

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