Used in Asia for generations, insert these beads into the rectum and pull them out when your lover orgasms.
man o'man I shot a load of cum about five feet when the Bethanator pulled the Chinese Love Beads out of my bum.
by Karl Bakla July 6, 2005
Get the Chinese Love Beadsmug. When a man masturbates and then ejaculates into his hand then throws the semen over his shoulder for good luck, much like how people throw salt over their shoulder for good luck (hence: Chinese Salt Shaker)
Dylan-"Dude, i just did a Chinese Salt Shaker so we're definitely going to win our game today!"
Nick-"DUDE, THATS DISGUSTING! You didn't need to tell me that."
Nick-"DUDE, THATS DISGUSTING! You didn't need to tell me that."
by THEREV44 February 4, 2010
Get the Chinese Salt Shakermug. When two uncircumcised men are snoodling and the one with the girthier penis pulls back his foreskin, exposing the head, then the skinnier penis wraps his foreskin around the head of the larger, followed by the larger wrapping it's foreskin over the skinnier penis's foreskin.
For added suction, add water under the foreskin and let evaporate.
Can also be referred to as the "Super Snoodle"
For added suction, add water under the foreskin and let evaporate.
Can also be referred to as the "Super Snoodle"
by Jeets February 14, 2014
Get the Chinese Finger Trapmug. chinese police officer who constantly pulls over people he suspects of being gay, he proceeds to strip into a thong and dances then writes them a ticket for speeding, the victim is afraid to speak up because the police officers cousin runs the laundrymat down the street that will do clothes for ten cents a pop and hookers hang around a lot.
by foooswagga February 9, 2010
Get the chinese faggot bustermug. A group of people whom are alway great, alway proud and alway correct, when they make stupid mistake and/or get people killed.
by Gesture September 5, 2008
Get the Chinese Communist Partymug. by Jim & Todd September 6, 2007
Get the Chinese Home Runmug. When you use chop sticks to entice a women's sensual state, by inserting one chop stick in the pink and one chop stick in the stink, working them vigorously, in a circular motion.
Why does Kim sound like she is speaking Chinese today? Oh, that's because Adam gave her a Chinese clam bake last night. She still isn't the same.
by mofoko March 27, 2010
Get the Chinese clam bakemug.