Word Blind

A reduced ability to distinguish between certain words. More men than women are affected.
Color blindness usually involves the inability to distinguish between simple words such as "why" or "hi".

Latoya: girl Marcos read my text and ignored it
Shylla: what you sent him?
Latoya: "hi"
Shylla: girl he must be word blind

by chalhoubmark August 9, 2016

cellphone blindness

A condition where the person is compulsively staring at their phone no matter the situation. They are completely oblivious to the outside world (hence "blindness"). These people are extremely annoying to their surroundings (especially when they are doing the ol' text 'n walk), and while doing so can put themselves and others in danger.

If you have cellphone blindness often, get help because you may be a cellphone addict.

by ManMan36 May 16, 2016

Cankle Blindness

When a person likes another person so much that they can look past their cankles or even find beauty in them. Common in love-struck teens.

He's got it bad for her, man. The way he looks at her, he's got cankle blindness.

by YoungCalc June 20, 2017

meme blind

Brando

"That brando is meme blind"
"Brando thinks "poop" is funny"

by Joe_mcd September 28, 2017

snore blindness

The inability of someone to hear their own snoring.

I could barely sleep last night because Ken has snore blindness and he kept me up all night!

by [e-mail] January 16, 2018

hearing blind

it's like being blind but your deaf so just dont try to hard to think about it or you'll confuse your self.

Bob is hearing blind ...WTF is that.

by SadCandy56 June 4, 2018

donkey blind

When you roll over in bed and your partner is stood up and he has a massive boner over 10" and it pokes in your eye = donkey blindness.

Mate what happened? Barry made me Donkey Blind.

Ow I cant see, Im Donkey Blind
Can you pass me the salt please, Im Donkey Blind
Wheres the light switch, I cant see, Im Donkey Blind
Babe you need to drive tonight, Im Donkey Blind

by Minkin Grinkin GGs February 22, 2018