shake'n'bake tan

n. A tan achieved by going to a tanning salon. Indistinguishable from a natural tan in the summer, but sticks out like a sore thumb in the middle of winter. Almost as silly as a when a believable hairpiece gets blown off in a wind storm.
Not to be confused with a bottle tan.

*during a blizzard a brown white chick goes by*
I could be wrong, but I do believe that is a shake'n'bake.

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

Monique Baker

A name for a very beautiful young lady, she has the most amazing smile you will ever see, she doubts herself but she is truly perfect in every way, she is loved by many but also doesn't let her haters phase her, she could get any guy she wanted with ease, she has the perfect body and the cutest smile and laugh. Some see her as out there and weird but others see her as that but also very attractive and a great personality. Any guy lucky enough to get her needs to keep her close and never let her go because she is a one of a kind. Most amazing person you will ever meet!

Monique Baker

by M.J.T January 9, 2012

blakelyn

Blakelyn is one of the most beautiful, smartest, kindest, and lovable person in the world. Blakelyn is an awesome person to be around. Anyone who knows Blakelyn is a really lucky person. Anyone would be lucky to have Blakelyn as a best friend

Yo, Blakelyn is the nicest person in the world!!!

by Its_Gracie November 1, 2018

Bakers Gallon

A term to describe consuming 160oz of beer. If you are drinking 32oz beers, the 5th one would make a bakers gallon.

After Boaz drank a bakers gallon of beer, he got another lap dance.

by Bernard Bangwanger November 6, 2004

Bakernomics (adj)

The economic ideal that you can spend all of your paycheck on high proof alcohol and drink for as long as you can stay conscious or/and all of your problems will be solved.

There's a gentleman at the bar who just spent $700 dollars during a fine display of Bakernomics and projectile vomiting.

by Bakernomics May 6, 2004

bakesesh

A get-together in which marijuana is smoked or otherwise ingested. Usually, but not necessarily, planned in advance. Uncertain derivation, but common at the University of Redlands, CA, during the late 1980s. See sesh.

I just scored some killer buds--let's have a bakesesh tonight!

by Gomez J. Pierce April 1, 2005

bake my scrod

To tease or rag on; similar to break my balls and bust my chops.

The guys would really bake my scrod if they caught me in this getup.

by BornBlitzed December 9, 2008