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clingy-bitch

A girl or guy that is desperate for attention from the person they have attached to. These people will do anything to be with that person. Usually, this is really (fucking) annoying, and pathetic. A guy is called a clingy-bitch by his friends. A girl is called a clingy-bitch, usually by the guy she is dating.

Clingy-bitches can also attach to objects: Clothes, cars etc.
Man: That clingy-bitch doesn't do shit without his wife.

Women: She's a clingy-bitch. She so clingy, she still on me when I'm limp.

"That clingy-bitch keeps calling me. Don't she know I got more than one hoe?"

"Dude, Jim doesn't hang out with us anymore man..."
"Yea, that clingy-bitch is always messing with his car."
"Ah, that's straight, he was a pretty sweet ride."
by JohnR. May 26, 2008
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Bitchanary

1) An extremely long list of insulting names towards woman.

2) A list of woman who are horribly and utterly bitches.
Guy One: Dude, that chick is a huge skankatron.
Guy Two: Nice,add that word to the bitchanary.

Guy One: God Alexx just cheated on me again.
Guy Two: Add that skank to the bitchanary.
by Squeebla May 23, 2009
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Bitch Bump

The act of quickly ignoring an incoming phone call and sending them directly to voicemail. Usually done to a person thats calls multiple times a day.
John: Man, Steve wont stop blowing up my phone. When will he get that I dont need to talk to him 4 times a day.

Jason: What is he, your girlfriend? Bitch Bump his ass to voicemail a few times and he'll get the point that you dont want to talk to him.
by JB Smoooove July 20, 2009
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bitchacrite

A girl who says on thing and does the total opposite.
Person 1 : "That girl says its better to be yourself, then she acts like a blonde around everyone when she isnt!"

Person 2: "What a total bitchacrite!"
by sneakysound August 29, 2009
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Bitch Network

When you tell someone a secret, there is most likely two people that they will tell that secret to.

then that person has two people, then that person has two more people, and so on.

repeat the process until the entire town knows your secret. usually performed by bitches, hence the name.
Guy 1: Hey, dude did you hear that your girlfriend cheated on you?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: How do you know?
Guy 2: Through the Bitch Network.
by The Young Enigma September 4, 2009
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Bitch Almighty

A mood or state in which you feel like you are on-top, or popular, some people might refer to it like being egotistic, or pre Madonna.
Ex 1. Your Acting All Bitch Almighty...

Ex 2. Im Feeling Really Bitch Almighty...
by Queen Bitch In Oakville On August 17, 2010
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