clumsy bird

Clumsy bird - a disabled bird who can't fucking fly and has no fucking legs, the most frustrating game on the fucking planet. A bird who hits logs on the fucking head and falls straight to the motherfucking floor. An asshole bird who gets you to consistently keep tapping to make him fly. He is also blind as a motherfucking bat!

"Hey bro you played clumsy bird?"

"Don't even get me started on that bullshit"

by MonsterEnergy<333 February 13, 2014

matthew bird

Matthew bird is the gay fag that is very cool and extra sexy. in his spare time he raps off the dome and eats kfc every day. sometimes you will find him in a bush with charlie brewsters mum hehehe. occasionally he receives, but only at male birthday parties, most of the time he wanks. but afterwards he gets liam bell to eat it and then he gets monica to hoover the house and harry lin to supply some turkish drugs

thats matthew bird, hes very nice and lovely. i do like him very much :)

by poobum22 September 5, 2014

On Bird

the primo dominant intellectual version of “on baby.”

-yo can you believe people actually say “on baby?”

-yea dude only piss babies say “on baby” and that’s ~on bird~

by eggfoo September 29, 2019

w0rd to the bird

Agreed. Absolutely. Sure.

"Hey, this party blows. Let's get outta here."

"w0rd to the bird!"

by Tyrone Biggins of Bangor January 13, 2009

Get off my bird

What you say to someone that is getting on your nerves.

Bill: Hey Nick why you being stupid.
Nick: Man get off my bird.

by Sheirdog December 18, 2008

Reverse Momma Bird

When a partner puts a hard food (ex. Baby Carrot, Seeds, clams, Etc) in their mouth and puts their lip to another’s anus. They then proceed to propel the food item into the rectum providing anal pleasures to the receiver.

Tiffany put the grapes in her nightstand, planning to have a fun night of reverse momma birding with Steve.

by EternalEmailingSystem January 13, 2021

chicken ain't nothin but a yard bird

Typically used to reassure someone that an event is insignificant and should not be worried about. Also used as a variation of "no big deal".

Friend: "I'm so worried about this test tomorrow..."
Me: "Chicken ain't nothin but a yard bird. No need to worry about it!"

by pollonoesnada April 20, 2018