stew balled 

a branch off of stewed, inebriation to a higher level

"most i ever drank, i was fuckin stew balled"

stew balled by d crack October 11, 2007

Surgical Ballet 

1) A fight, or move in which someone twirls and spins around long bladed weapons

2) A flurry of spinning sharp objects

1) -Ryan gets in a fight with Fred-

Fred: I'm about to bust your face with my brass knuckles, any thing you wanna say?

-Ryan unsheaths two chinese hook swords and spins them around in a wide range flurry, lacerating Fred and his thugs-

Onlooker1: that was freaking brutal

onlooker2: that was a surgical ballet

2) Dude1: Man, remember when the window broke behind the skydiving fan?

Dude2: yeah man, that was a freaking surgical ballet, i had to get alot of stitches

Surgical Ballet by UrbanSamurai March 2, 2010

Acquired Ballerinaface Syndrome (ABS) 

ABS is a serious condition that has a gradual onset but eventually becomes permanent and lasts a lifetime. There is no known cure and no known effective treatment. The most obvious symptom is a blank, expressionless, unreadable face that becomes the default permanent face one presents to the world unconsciously. It tends to make other people instinctively recoil in terror often making normal social interaction confusing and painful for the sufferer. It is actually harmless to others and can even often be useful in certain situations. Occasionally it is accompanied by a very subtle nod of the head. Onset can be as early 10 years old, and left untreated, gradually becomes permanent by age 14.

"Acquired Ballerinaface Syndrome (ABS)" can be recognized on every ballet dancer having trained from an early age with a reputable school that does not participate in competitions

Acquired Ballerinaface Syndrome (ABS) by Tired, Retired Dancer September 14, 2010

Bit-Baller 

Someone who has amassed a wealth of bit-coin (crypto-currency that enables autonomy towards conventional banking systems).

Tyson is a "bit-baller". He bought 1000 gold bullion bricks and paid in bit-coin currency.

Bit-Baller by Tysonez October 12, 2013

fuckin baller 

Insane or crazy-excited.
example:
funny.co/fun/YYpyvQQO3

Elmo is a fuckin baller

fuckin baller by Coldembers January 25, 2016

vagina ballet 

Colloquial term for female orgasm.

"...so we started slow and sweet, and then she changed it up and did this thing with her tongue, and whatever it was... I've never had a vagina ballet that intense!"

vagina ballet by Shenaniganster July 27, 2016

retard baller

One who talks a large game about their "skills", but are actually terrible beyond belief.

Retard baller: watch me dunk this shit!
Retard baller: (misses)
Retard ballet: That was just a warm-up!

retard baller by Wespen May 21, 2016