behemeth

the word Brian "Spiderman" Webb uses to describe Bjork Willy and Pokey Reece when those two are beffudling each other during class

Brian "Spiderman" Webb told me to put my behemeth away before he whipped me with his belt then later lynched me

by Bjork the Stork May 13, 2011

behoof

advantage, profit

- why you push drugs in the school
- for my behoof

by sholy hit June 29, 2011

Behove

A term for something that is above and behind you. Much quicker than telling someone that a danger is behind you and above you

Watch out, there's a wasp behove you!

Sam: Dont you hate it when someone breathes down your neck.

Joe Joe: Yeah, my girlfriend is always slobbering on me from behove.

by kt@ddc October 22, 2012

behind package

A complete series of attractive posterior features.

Sarah has a behind package.

by Sachchit murali October 22, 2013

Behaterz

Someone with an irrational hatred of Justin Bieber. Usually boomers, geezers and old-timers who are fanz of the Beatles, Stones and Hendrix who did much worse things in the way-back day.

Boomer: "That damned Bieber should pull his pants up!"
Geezer: "Makes me so mad. I read about him every morning to get my heart started again."
Old Age Citizen: "Ha! He thinks he's a badass. In our day we had Mick and Keith and Jimi."
Belieber: "Ignore them. They're a posse of Behaterz."

by northly January 28, 2014

Behemoth

A European person

Dang, look at that behemoth

by Afffffffffj May 31, 2016

behowled

scared beyond the comprehension of your surroundings

the man was behowled, lost in the dark forest.

by Tiernan C. October 8, 2016