A drug dealer who's known to be unreliable only going as far as contacting you and then not responding for 3 weeks.
Dude 1: hey man what's up u got some lsd?
Dealer: Yea Broman I have lsd meet me in the city I'll have it it's 80 dollars.
Dude 1: yeah man no worries
2 hours Later
Dude 1: I'm in the city u coming bro.
3 weeks late
Dealer :
Hey bro man sorry I forgot to text you what is it u asked for?
Dude 1: Nah it's all good ur a Fucking balter
Dealer: Yea Broman I have lsd meet me in the city I'll have it it's 80 dollars.
Dude 1: yeah man no worries
2 hours Later
Dude 1: I'm in the city u coming bro.
3 weeks late
Dealer :
Hey bro man sorry I forgot to text you what is it u asked for?
Dude 1: Nah it's all good ur a Fucking balter
by Sabby2385 October 31, 2018
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According to newly researched anthropological studies across the Big Pond, this form of human communication is best deciphered by its mood altering characteristics.
It is while playing Badminton, when two strictly Protestant, English homosexual men or women increase their sexual drive by striking at the "Birdie" and at the same time say something nuanced of their forthcoming and imminent carnal encounter. These statements describing said act, increase both subject's hormonal activity, which can then be monitored by the guttural inflection of voice.
According to newly researched anthropological studies across the Big Pond, this form of human communication is best deciphered by its mood altering characteristics.
It is while playing Badminton, when two strictly Protestant, English homosexual men or women increase their sexual drive by striking at the "Birdie" and at the same time say something nuanced of their forthcoming and imminent carnal encounter. These statements describing said act, increase both subject's hormonal activity, which can then be monitored by the guttural inflection of voice.
Said one anthropology student to another, "Their exchange of witty banter could almost consider as orgasmic in deployment!"
by gravy111 November 19, 2010
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Get the Banterous mug.The act of being engaged in banter, usually amongst lads. When one is bantering, one is playfully exchanging remarks.
Lad: Did you hear the lads bantering last night?
Lad: No, but I am sure some top bants were exchanged
Lad: Yes, it made for such fine banter
Lad: No, but I am sure some top bants were exchanged
Lad: Yes, it made for such fine banter
by Top Banter October 9, 2014
Get the bantering mug.after a night of drinking and smoking, mason left some cake batter in the toliet. Can also be used as a verb. Nick cake battered after a night of chinese food and wine
by NRB155 January 28, 2006
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