Kalomaze Moment

When you have a brainfart and cannot form coherent speech leaving you to say unfunny jokes or private information

Dude: *says unfunny joke*
Dude 2: Now that was a Kalomaze moment

by Sundae C² February 18, 2021

Moment Bruh

A catch phrase this girl named Layloni uses. She swapped bruh moment into moment bruh and even wrote it on her hawt shoes 😍.

Me: That's a big bruh moment
Lay: That's a big moment bruh 😿

MomEnt bRuh😍

by A Chataignier kid 🗿 October 5, 2019

Seabass moment

The phrase "Seabass Moment" is used to express extreme displeasure within a certain time frame relevant to when it's said.

Oh, the enemy Galleon killed me! This is a Seabass Moment.

by UmbraOfPlayr September 26, 2021

Google Moment

When you feel the need to google something.

World's hottest climate.
"hey google the hottest climate to see where it is."

"Google moment!"

by Teadrisa July 13, 2007

antho moment

when you GET ANTHOED it’s called an Antho moment.
getting anthoed is the biggest inside joke of all time and you say it randomly and when someone asked what that means you reply with ANTHO MOMENT

*David Dobrik’s most recent tiktok*

*coments*

“ GET ANTHOED”

*reply*

“what??”
*reply*
“ANTHO MOMENT”

by ✋😭 February 10, 2021

microsoft moment

An overwhelming feeling of despair, rage, agony and/or defeat that is brought on by problems with Microsoft products.

The bastard cousin of a Kodak Moment.

A: "Dude, are you allright? You look terrible"
B: "Microsoft Moment..."
A: "Blue screen of death?"
B: "... and then some..."

by fisherguy June 16, 2009

Stoner Moment

When you are having a conversation, or in a situation, and you completely forget a major part of what you were going to say or do.

"I was talking to Carol on the phone, right? And while we were chatting, she was re-dressing Jeremy's wounds. I'm so glad he's out of the... uh... fuck. HOSPITAL! He's out of the hospital. Sorry. Stoner moment."

by afallenmind January 20, 2015