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alyssa

a young lady wondering why the fuck everyone's posting these lies they call definitions of there names.
by Jjpenny November 22, 2021
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alyssa

a young lady wondering why the fuck everyone's posting these lies they call definitions of there names.
by Jjpenny November 22, 2021
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Alyssa

Alyssas. They are the the most boss ass bitches you’ll ever meet. They all love beaner boys who are little assholes, but they love bad boys. They know how to make a boy fall in love with them instantly with those big eyes. They tend to forget that they give off a smelly sardine odor sometimes, but everyone still loves them to death.
Kylie: look at Alyssa, I wish I smelled like her.

Kim: Me too I love her stench so much ..
by Jose Luis November 22, 2021
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Alyssa

A fucking Godess among peasants. Hey you, over there, go get me things.
Alyssa intimidates me. She seems…otherworldly
by Godess. November 22, 2021
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Alyssa

A marshmellow who likes strawberrys and whipped cream. She tends to like boobies a lot and has a crush on yumiko.
Alyssa, Alyssa likes boobies
by adelameldkmaelkdmalekng ijosnk November 23, 2021
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Alyssa

Alyssa is a girl who still doesn’t know who she is. She’s waiting for something to happen to her and doesn’t take advantage of her gifts. She is loyal, tries to be kind and short. Her back aches with the burdens of others. If you are her family she would die for you, regardless of how you treat her.
Alyssa might actually be happy someday.
by Somedaysomedaymaybe November 23, 2021
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Alyson

1. Charming, intelligent and hot daughter of Lucifer with the best ass. Usually has green eyes or hazel eyes and will beat you ass at Resident Evil 4. She will dump you if don’t have a nice set of balls. Loyal and sweet but don’t get on this dimes bad side or she will possess you with one of her demon brothers.

2. My wife who hates me and I love her
I love my wife Alyson but my balls aren’t big enough
by zaynsbae November 23, 2021
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