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martin

thinks he’s like greg but he’s not; thinks anyone will want to date him; lazy; lazy but still does too much as if doing more stupid shit will help; always misunderstanding girls (who don’t want to date him); thinks believing something and presenting it to you will make his dreams come true; doesn’t know what anyone wants; silly and LAZY—expecting whatever he does to have a positive effect; doesn’t recognize that his ideas are worthless, and people just want to appease him (so he can stop trying to make his horrible ideas work)
I cannot believe Martin thought that.
by minutemade002 December 11, 2023
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Martin

thinks he’s like greg but he’s not; thinks anyone will want to date him; lazy; lazy but still does too much as if doing more stupid shit will help; always misunderstandings girls (who don’t want to date him); thinks believing something and presenting it will make his dreams come true; silly and LAZY—expecting anything he does to have a positive effect; doesn’t realize that his ideas suck, and people want to appease him (so he stops trying to make his horrible ideas work); never gives greg credit for scaring girls into making him feel better about himself
Oh, Martin never gets the right idea.

Yeah, I knew that.
by minutemade002 December 11, 2023
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Martin

Oh, wow. That boy seems like he’s special. He must be Martin.
by minutemade002 December 15, 2023
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Martined

I got Martined by the mrs last night

The wife properly Martined me last night
by Martingetspegged January 7, 2023
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Ole martin

this guy thinks he is so slick when he is cheating in poker, but actually everybody knows but cant say anything because they dont exist because he doesnt have friends
Omg this ole martin is killing me
by Xerox2810 December 3, 2018
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martin and sami

The most lovely persons ever. they are great and they look like a person. sami likes girls, more spesifically mercy aka his waifu. And martin is a random person who likes hanzo, he is a male but hanzo is his husbando (no gay, just a little)

i love potatoes
Martin and sami is just great.
by Hanzo Main #1 July 14, 2017
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martin cheney

Hands down the sexist person in the world all girls fall for him.
Girl 1: you see Martin Cheney over there.

Girl 2: yeah he's so hot I want him to Fuck me silly.
by Shsjshsh August 4, 2017
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