Golly-Wifter

Deprecatory Adjective: Someone who is Left-Handed.
Used in North Lincolnshire & East Yorkshire.
Pre-circa.1900AD.
Thought to be Old English.

" As he lost his right arm in the war he's had no other choice but to become a golly-wifter.

by Cyril Squirrel April 7, 2007

Groundhog Winter

The antonym of "Indian Summer": the last surprise phase of winter, often accompanied by a freeze or snowfall. Usually takes place after the first bloom of spring flowers.

I was about to wax the skis and pack away the gear, but Groundhog Winter hit bringing 10 inches of fresh and we're getting a bonus weekend out on the mountain.

by Duck Lewis April 13, 2011

brown Winter in your asshole

The act of having dandruff and shit covered in your asshole.

Guy1: Why the fuck do I have whitish brown flakes in my asshole?

Guy2: Dude, do you need head and shoulders and some toilet paper? I think it's brown winter in your asshole.

by A jewish ostrich October 31, 2011

The Wilted Horn

To be deprived of energy or vigour yet still desirous of sexual activity, while simultaneously finding everything in the room outlandishly attractive.

This phenomenon typically occurs when recovering from a particularly heavy one the night before.

Not too dissimilar to the Hangover Horn, this affliction is traditionally unique to the male of the species.

Cure: The only known cure to this ailment is to place said ‘horn’ somewhere ‘warm’ (avoid microwaves and toasters).

“Man, I’ve got the wilted horn something awful today”

“I cannot concentrate due to the intense wilted horn I’m currently experiencing”

“I’m wilting”

by I Zigger I September 19, 2013

Duck-wetter

An offensive term used on people who urinate in the woods or forest. Occasionally used for homeless people. It can also be used as a general insult.

After taking a whizz in the backwoods, Johnny's friend called a duck-wetter!

by DUCKWETTER January 24, 2014

Carmel Winter

noun; informal
noun: Carmel; plural noun: Carmels

A person or thing that has a depressing or dispiriting effect, often relating to a refusal to take part in the consumption of the alcoholic beverage beer.

"Hurry up and drink your beer you wank stain, you're being such a Carmel Winter."

by WELL May 15, 2015

Misty Winter

The act of urinating into someones rectum on a cold day, and them farting it out all over the room

"i gave my girfriend a misty winter last night"

by penaltube June 14, 2015