permanent affects of men taking cold showers

Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).

Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"

* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *

by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023

Men a pause

In some cultures around the world. It’s someone who has put dating on hold for a month.

In Italian slang. I’m a go in to men a pause for a while.

by Steveo50 May 2, 2023

Men💅🏻

It is a word used typically on social media sites such as tiktok where users comment “men💅🏻“ whenever they see a male doing a stupid thing, acting overly emotional or just saying non sensical shit

(Except it’s not an overreaction from females, it’s just the truth that MOST males are almost the same)

Random female in comments: "men💅🏻"

by Yomommacute_24 May 8, 2023

Two and a half men

A gay threescore where one member is either very short or a midget.

I was smashed last night. Way too many Jager shots. I woke up next to a midget and a really good looking guy. Two and a half Men. You can find d it on Urban Dictionary. I just never imagined I'd experience one.

by The¥/ May 11, 2023

Mens reserve

Any deoderant gel mixed with the fuel in your gas tank.

Add multiple deoderants like 10 into a bucket and mix with cologne, gasoline, or heated oils,
Add shaved soap and add mixture to a glass bottle. Top with "firecracklar" rolled with ductape and glue with firecracklar in neck of bottle compressed. Total cost $10.00

Dont mess with the mens reserve.

by Cody5050 May 14, 2023

Big oily men

Big oily men is epic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I got him like robux and stuff so he was really happy. But than Kyrie Irving basketball got robux more.

(Sarah is a stupid rtad noob)

Kyrie: I have lots of robux
Sarah: Shut up retard
Kyrie: Among usssssssss
Sarah: bye see you later
Kyrie:ok bye
Sarah: Big oily men i like

by BasketballSoCoolKyrie7BumBum!! May 14, 2023

techier men

Best man for uh girl child
Best wood/prick....
Reall killerz

Techier men is horner men

by Kmandoitdbest November 21, 2023