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Carmen Winstead

hi my name is Carmen Winstead, im seventeen years old. Those mf girls pushed her in a sewer hole.
"heard of carmen winstead, AUGHHH
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Winter war 

1 ) The biggest ass-rape in military history. During WWII in Winter 1939 to 1940, The USSR declares war on Finland - a small country, very few men (25k), and hardly any vehicles. However, they manage to rape the USSR's 1.5 million men superpower of an armed force.
The war ended with a peace treaty between the two countries.

2) A slang when a small opponent beats a tougher force by a landslide.
1 ) Don't fuck with Finland, they'll rape your army just like the Winter War.

2 ) Jimmy the small midget did a winter war on the big bully and got his money back.
Winter war by Military History March 8, 2010

Cisco Wine 

Refers to the liquid waste excreted from The Dark Lord himself - comonly in strawberry and peach flavors fermented to the almost joke status of being called a wine. Cisco has known to be referred to as "Liquid Cocaine" or for more practical purposes, "Pipe Cleaner spilled on the floor of an abandoned Buffalo NY train station that eats through concrete faster than a Xenomorph's blood". Cisco, will fuck you in the asshole with a brick that has been dipped in Hepatitis and Fear. It is in the family with the common street wine Wild Irish Rose - except WIR would be a newborn baby and Cisco is the abusive step-father with boundary issues. Can also be used to power a Pratt&Whitney F-16 fighter jet engine or euthanize lab rats. Drinking this substance will lead to physical destruction and loss of memory....for up to the rest of your life. People have reported waking up in pools their own urine, vomit, feces and the broom closet of the YMCA in Rockport Maryland. The hangover that can result from Cisco is the equivalent of sticking your head up the ass of a Kentucky Derby horse in full sprint and being ejected into a brick wall all while undergoing Chemotherapy treatments that could kill an elephant. You are also guranteed to loose one friend while undergoing a Cisco bender and cause your father not to love you anymore; excessive violence has also been reported and wild violent threats to shut down the internet, (not yours the actual Internet) and falling off roofs.
Darren: you seen travis

Mike: he drank two bottles of Cisco Wine the other day on a dare; pulled out his penis in front of a Tourbus carrying "Sisters for Christ" senior leaders and woke up in the stormdrain he thought existed.

Darren:....he in jail?
Mike: yes hes in jail - the storm drain was a womens shelter.
Cisco Wine by david magnolia June 29, 2010

Windermere

The rich small "town" very close to Orlando. The area is not much more than a lot of trees with large gated subdivisions that house many celebrities and rich families sending their kids to private school, and in the center of it all is a small ice cream shop that can "rip you off" because it is the only place to eat anything in the area and has wealthy costumers.

Usually taking a walk around these streets you see white and black Escalades, Lincoln Navigators that are driven by the wife of a rich man who is working during the day so they drive around windermere wearing sunglasses and hang out with other women that live similar lifestyles.
"That lady in the Escalade driving in Windermere is hot"

Friend: "Watch it that's Donald Trump's Wife"
Windermere by chachaboi December 17, 2011

ricer wing 

The technical term for a two foot tall spoiler bolted on the back of a Honda Civic.
guy 1: Look at that fool. He's drivin a 92 Integra with a ricer wing.
guy 2: That aint no wing, thats a stolen park bench.
ricer wing by Aunt_Jemima April 8, 2004
This is what inevitably happens to every computer running the Microsoft Windows family of operating systems. Once your computer has been running for a while, the registry and filesystem gets so full of useless junk from old programs and bloatware, that it slows the whole system down. After you've defragged a million times and cleaned up everything imaginable, you still can't get your computer back to the way it was when you first installed Windows. The only cure is to reinstall a fresh copy of the operating system. That will keep you going for at least another 3 months.
Man, my system is so winrotted, I can't do a damn thing with it.

My computer has winrot so bad, even Doom won't run on it!
Winrot by jsh139 November 29, 2006