Wakers Coffee

Wakers Coffee is an E-Commerce driven coffee company that promotes the inspirational slogan "WAKE UP HAPPY!" on their instant, French-roast "Wakers HAPPY Coffee" bags, which also contain twelve superfoods per 8 oz cup of coffee.

Wakers Coffee is smooth, delicious, affordable, and offers free shipping. There's also an option to save fifteen dollars every month with their efficient, customer focused smart ship program.

by brotherrighteous May 3, 2022

Water Jacking

Using a shower head to spray your genitals until you orgasm.

“Dude, my girlfriend was definitely Water Jacking in the shower last night, She spent like an hour in there!”

by WagonMann September 11, 2022

wagery

Wagery (Wage + Slavery) is the act of slaving away for a wage (usually a corporate office job) instead of running your own business.

Wojak has been stuck in a system of wagery for years

by WojakTheWageSlave January 5, 2023

Water Puppies

A person who has a severe love interest to DerpXndy and Snowy

Person: I am going to have a talk with Water Puppies about his serious relationship with Derp.

by sexylabrador April 6, 2023

water

You can use this instead of milk because your dad left you bitch

Person 1: yo dude look at this cereal with water!
Person 2: man u alright?
Person 1: no, my daddy left me when i was 6 because he needed to get milk
I miss my daddy so much!

by Dicksucker1000 October 25, 2023

sugary water

Slang for soda.

Is the sugary water still fifty cents?

by snafumedia.com May 13, 2005

Cheeky Water

Scots phrase for any form of booze.

"Man i had 'nuff Cheeky Water last night"

by Baron von Greenback February 10, 2009