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Wanker Munch 

Wanker Munch is an insult, meaning someone who enjoys munching (chewing) on a mans erect penis while he is masturbating.
Person 1. Oi, mate, your mums easy gash on the reg!
Person 2. What the heck are you on about, you wanker munch?
Wanker Munch by MysteryPills March 30, 2010
One who masrubates on a daily basis and also is a total douch
Slagof and Marco are a Wanker.
Wanker by Jonah wasin June 16, 2016
A person that jackesoff a lot or masturbates a lot: often used in the irish language and parts around it including australia
Irish male: you foken wanker
American feminist: that is not true you women hater

austaily cunt: aw you you shit cunt wanker
wanker by MlgDaddy March 2, 2017

The Wankercopter 

When your partner is giving you a handjob or blowjob, right as you're cumming, start spinning your dick around like a helicopter. This ensures more semen covers more of your partners face and body.

To add to the excitement, it is recommended you scream "WAH WAH WAH WAH" while performing the wankercopter.
My girlfriend decided to give me a handjob at school, but I decided to be an ass and give her a wankercopter.

Since his wife wouldn't let him go out with his friends, he decided to give her The Wankercopter while she was giving him a handjob later that night.
The Wankercopter by spazerbeam409 October 16, 2010

Tittlie Wanker 

someone who sticks their fingers under a boob and flips it up
Chase K. and Tyler B. are and will forever be tittlie wankers.
Tittlie Wanker by Littleshorttangirl November 24, 2017

Bus wanker 

A boy who masturbated on a bus

Or used as a joke
You little bus wanker
Bus wanker by Imsult September 16, 2018