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when birds seduce they make a twitter noise, that's how the male knows that's how to move it
"bro those birds are seducing each other!"

"no wonder i'm hearing twitter!
by combinedbirdspower May 2, 2023
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twitter

one of the most toxic places to land yourself upon, alongside reddit. everyone thinks say whatever shitty opinion occurs to them, which causes drama and toxicity. if you say something bad, expect yourself to be cancelled on twitter.
person a: hey, why haven't you been posting lately?
person b: i apparently said something bad and everyone on twitter cancelled me. i hate twitter.
by aaal4na January 13, 2022
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Twitter

A social media platform thats filled with nudes and toxic arguments
Person One: Ima go on twitter
Person Two: IMAGINNNN GOIN ON TWITTA IN 2022!!! UR A.LOSER!!
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Twitter Atheist

Somebody who will talk about Religion more than the Pope or Dalai Lama on Twitter. They’re similar to Reddit Atheists in that 90% of the time, their biggest trauma with Religion was going to Sunday school and going into detention for saying God isn’t real.
Guy on Twitter: I think God is cool and I also respect Atheists

Twitter Atheist: God is dead and your Religion is false. Kill yourself.

Guy on Twitter: Tf bro I just said I think God is cool
by Skenry of Halitz December 16, 2023
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Twitter Twilight Zone

A zone of unreality and imagination , where every person and ideology exists , and they all hate you
Man that ideology doesn't exist dude , it's just a Twitter Twilight Zone.
by Tzeentch June 17, 2020
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Twitter fever

When someone is always checking their tweeter for new tweets, trends. Basically someone who's addicted to twitter.
"sometimes? more like most times cause when a movie comes out and if it's trending, I always check the tweets 🥲 Issa habit"

"it's the twitter fever I guess 🤷🏾"
by uncledarkness December 22, 2021
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Twitter goon

People on Twitter who have a lot of followers but no actual real friends.

They're friends with other Twitter famous people.

They write loads of stuff on Twitter to make out that they're cool, edgy, and have an exciting life, when in reality, they've no friends and are dying for attention.
Twitter goon
that person is such a Twitter goon. they have hundreds of followers but no friends in real life
by ketamine1 March 6, 2015
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