a person, usually a male, who thinks they are god, and they were sent onto this earth to make stupid comments with no importance to them whatsoever.
by godddddd121256 December 8, 2010
Get the Tool mug.A tool is someone you hit with your penis in the face with while asleep... You take pictures and post them on line and tell everyone he's a "moe.. moe".... A tool is a guy who everyone doesn't want around because they know he wears diapers, but let him chill because u need a ride to the diaper factory.... A tool is someone who got caught having anal with a dog, he explains it by saying dog reverses to god? What makes him a tool and not a zooerastiaist is he is on the receiving end of the "god" (backwards) sex.... And lastly the top tool is a guy who follows stray dogs and catches the poo from their butts before hitting the ground... What he does with poo is pure toolism! Either covers his genitalia in it, or uses a pastry bag to inject it into his anus, also known as poo insert.
What is that guy doing, leave that dog alone you fucking tool... And put on some clothes, diapers on a millennial is just wrong!
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Get the tool mug.Men who have a very big ego and think only of having intercourse with multiple women. They focus more on their looks and the amount of women they will sleep with instead of focusing on the quality of one woman.
Men like this can only be useful for sex and entertainment. When it comes to serious topics these men are pretty much worthless. A tool is usually very attractive but can also be dumb. Since they are so focused on themeselves and sex, they arent supose to be taken seriously in relationships, where they either cheat or make no effort.
Tools are great for one night stands or being "fuckbuddies" , but worst for serious relationships like a boyfriend or husband.
Men like this can only be useful for sex and entertainment. When it comes to serious topics these men are pretty much worthless. A tool is usually very attractive but can also be dumb. Since they are so focused on themeselves and sex, they arent supose to be taken seriously in relationships, where they either cheat or make no effort.
Tools are great for one night stands or being "fuckbuddies" , but worst for serious relationships like a boyfriend or husband.
A. Male cast of Jersey Shore.example:Pauly D.
B. That hot guy that fooled around with many women you know.
C. Jane:" i can believe he treats women like their toys...he is pretty hot though..."
Faira :"snap out of it! Hes a tool!"
B. That hot guy that fooled around with many women you know.
C. Jane:" i can believe he treats women like their toys...he is pretty hot though..."
Faira :"snap out of it! Hes a tool!"
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