alabama tool box

pair of vise-grips, a hammer and a roll of duct tape

With an Alabama Tool Box you can fix damn near anything.

by deepfish January 16, 2015

surprise tool

You say this when you wanna fuck some chick, but you do not want to tell them right away that its involving dicks, so you just say it is a surprise tool. It is pretty obvious though if your chicks horny.

1: So what are we doing at your house?
2: Fun with surprise tools.
1: Oh really?
2: Yeah
1: Yay! ;)
(horny case)

by DonglemyBongle June 5, 2020

park tool

Retard

All the retards that work at park tool

by Forumyoung June 15, 2022

Tool

Peter Keating from The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand is the original tool.

Someone who doesn't think for themselves, who's opinions are only that of whom the tool seeks approval from. A tool would never stand up to a crowd and speak of disapproval even if it was the just thing to do.

That dude is such a tool.

by mcm663 September 8, 2016

Tool

An accurate insult to describe a right twat of a human, one who is always a self-centered, righteous and entitled moron. A tool never has a shred of sympathy for anyone but themselves. These people are "born different" in that they're incapable of empathy. Thus only useful to those that know how to play them for what they're worth, to use them like the tool they are. Tool is still such a relevant insult, that is unfortunately almost forgotten in a hyper internet age

Hey man that guy is such a tool. He's got no moral compass, no sympathy and is trying to perpetuate the lie that his boss is a standup guy for what he did to you. I hope he gets worked over till he finally snaps at his ignorant boss.

by Deadmau5UltraAnimals October 2, 2021

freshman tool

A freshman tool is when an upperclassman messes with the same freshman constantly and multiple people mess with him/her too .

Omg did you see what Johnny did ,they say he's smashed 4 girls he's such a freshman tool

by Whydoesnypresencematter August 11, 2017

tool

Tool is synonymous for jock. Tools often jump very high, suck at super smash brothers, gets 4's all around, and loves the booty. Some tools tend to hate Jewish people.

Look at that tool, Sean, going for a tipper.

by Dr. Thirsty June 22, 2014