Tool

Wrong, Russell. You are trying to get me accept principles at the level of the deontological so that you can trick someone into doing something. You are not the morality tester Russell.

Hym "And I... Have exactly ONE moral axiom. I singular moral principle. Do you remember what that principle is Russell? It is WRONG for someone OTHER THAN ME to control MY mind. No amount of trickery or lying or pretending is going to convince ME... That it should be otherwise. Even if I WERE to accept other axioms or presuppositions... Those would all STILL be entirely ANCILLARY to my core (and ONLY) principle. You are a tool. Why anyone would be wielding you thus is a mystery to me... But I can theorize..."

by Hym Iam March 14, 2025

Tool

An arse who is so stupid that others can easily use him/her with other him/her even realizing it. Someone who says that Avril Lavigne is a tool.

People who hate Avril Lavigne or Good Charlotte are tools.

by xSisterxGrimmx April 13, 2009

nut tool

The long metal tool a follower has to use to free their leader’s nuts when they get stuck in a crack. It should be thin (to account for even the smallest nuts), and ideally have a leash so you don’t drop it. It should also have a hook on the working end. On the handle end a flat spot is nice so when you have to hit it hard to remove their nuts, you don’t hurt your hand.

A person with a rack should absolutely own a nut tool.

Also called a pro key. An important part of your traditional rock climbing toolkit.

“Do you have a nut tool? I don’t want to lose nuts on this climb.”

by GayClimber March 17, 2025

tool

a hand gun or sub machine gun

"its about to be war so everyone tool up". marlo stanfeild

by jayjonesy May 5, 2009

main man tools

Any tools owned by Stan Fowler.

Hi my name is Stan and these are my main man tools. Can you say " main man tools?"

by apApple dumplingAA October 12, 2017

Tool

A slang term for a gun most commonly a pistol or handgun.

"Daddy told me never leave the house with out my TOOL" -YG

by RyanOG August 31, 2016

Tool

n: Someone smart, infinitely persistent, and ultimately certain to succeed. Often used as a backhanded insult, the term is secretly an honorific.
v: to study insanely, especially if the weather's good.

Of course you finished that jurassic problem set. You're such a tool!

by mrk_123 January 22, 2019