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toilet jockey

They guy/girl you find in restrooms at clubs, who doles out soap, paper towel and peddles wares in return for pocket change.

This Guy or girl frequently hijacks the sink, and removes all soap and towels from the free dispensers in hopes of garnering your pocket change. This leaves the client with the choice of leaving the restroom dirty-handed or to pay for the use of toiletries that were usually free.
Don't forget to bring change to the bathroom to pay the Toilet Jockey.
by Mississauga Steve February 27, 2007
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Toilet Cleaning Slag

1)An assertive female that is not desired by self-respecting men, whilst also having commoner attributes.
Disloyal, unrealistic and usually overweight, they enjoy pre-adult unplanned pregnancies, generally have very poor hygiene and wear cosmetics excessively. Not genuine, nor intelligent, they don't aspire to anything, their only job highlight will obviously be cleaning lavatories.
Michael: Hayes says she is such a toilet cleaning slag. How nasty can a woman actually be?
Philip: Oh, you'd be suprised. There's alot of them out there...(pointing at the women walking out of the emergency exit)
by Michael J. Rogan April 30, 2008
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Punish the toilet

When someone takes a massive shit or squirts out a lot of diarrea and then clogs the toilet with the amount of toilet paper that they use to wipe their butt afterwards.
*Stan was in Eric's bathroom desperately trying to unclog the toilet after taking a huge dump. *

Eric: "Oh my god man, you didn't have to punish the toilet!!!"
by Gaylord Olgvin September 11, 2011
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american toilet

by green day shit themselves September 28, 2004
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Toileted

It is now used in Half Life 2 Multiplayer when someone is killed by an object, thrown with the gravity gun.
Dude, you totally toileted me in that last round...
by Coldmud December 3, 2004
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toilet

People like to drink toilet water. A huh huh huh huh.
I smoked a toilet with Barack Obama today.
by Barry Trotter December 14, 2008
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Tilt

1. (n) A dancer's full standing middle splits.
2. (n) ferocity, power, sex-appeal
1. Meg's tilt is over 180 degrees. RIDIC.

2. Did you see the way Claire strutted out of that audition room? She has major tilt.
by Seattle_Sarah October 1, 2011
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