Tool

A poser. Douche bag.

Mark Wagner is such a tool. He is the DEFINITION of tool.

by PunditPanda September 26, 2009

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by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025

Tool

Tool:

1: You

2: Me

3: Your dog

"I am such a tool".

by DarkLarynx September 5, 2011

healing tool

a healing tool is someone a woman uses until they are ready to be in a serious relatinship

i was just with him as a healing tool

by heyyoustop November 5, 2023

Oh tool

Dildo

pass me the oh tool and get me off!!!!!

by Freshcheeks1221 December 16, 2020

Tool

A tool is someone who often messed shit up so that they look cool. If you get called a tool run and don't look back.

Oh fucking Tim is a tool...

by Jimmy mucury May 1, 2020

Tool

Someone who is really, really annoying and has no filter. Needs to go somewhere else (like down a rabbit hole to visit the Cheshire cat) but nobody will tell them to get lost because they're actually really useful to mooch off of. My friend's boyfriend is a tool AND whipped.

Rose- "Ugh. Samuel Conrad Dahnerttttttttttttttt is such a tool."

Caroline- No! He's cute! BTW, can I have money for lunch?"

Rose- "I don't have any. Go ask your tool boyfriend for some. While you're at it, make him buy me an ice cream."

by Ivy Ryan January 12, 2012