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snake for a spit

To urinate (men) or a No.1 as opposed to a No.2 i.e dropping friends off at thr pool.

Take a leak, piss, wee etc...
"Hang on I gotta take my snake for a spit..."
by ultramodern June 20, 2014
mugGet the snake for a spitmug.

Skill Spit

This can be done while taking a very massive shit and having a excess amount of mucus in your mouth.
1. look down
2. aim between the tip of your shaft and the front part of the toilet seat, no homo.
3. let that baby fall.

If successful you are a skill spitter, if not, your just gay.
oh man that huge shit was so good i just had to test my spit skills, and attempt the Skill Spit.
by henriko November 11, 2008
mugGet the Skill Spitmug.

Spit the git

That old guy that follows the boys round is a Spit the Git
by mystic*** June 6, 2010
mugGet the Spit the gitmug.

Pee Pee Spit

I pulled out, just in time to shoot my pee pee spit all over her belly.
by Phatgrower January 5, 2022
mugGet the Pee Pee Spitmug.

Spit trail

The term "spit trail" describes the connection between people with a mutual kissing partner.

Taylor Swift kissed Joe Jonas, who kissed Demi Lovato, who kissed Kehlani. Therefore Taylor Swift has a spit trail to Kehlani, despite the two of them never kissing.
Guess who I have a spit trail to?

There's a spit trail between the two of us!
by Lotte_ July 23, 2018
mugGet the Spit trailmug.

spitting bloody Chicklets

Chicklets is a brand of chewing gum that’s popular in many neighborhoods. When you’re at the top of the food chain in the old town and a known tough guy you could often put a would be challenger on notice by telling them this. If you don’t watch out you’ll be “spitting bloody Chicklets”. This can be both a warning and an actual threat.
Man Ronnie was running his mouth at Big D and Ronnie ended up spitting bloody Chicklets.
by King Yamayama December 11, 2024
mugGet the spitting bloody Chickletsmug.

Spitting Anteater

An ejaculating, uncircumcised penis where the semen appears to shoot from the elongated, tube-shaped snout of an anteater.
Dude, I walked in the door just in time to see his spitting anteater make a mess of the carpet.
by Sister Mary Margaret February 10, 2014
mugGet the Spitting Anteatermug.

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