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Spitting Squish

When a person a person says something that makes no sense.
Person 1: "Did you know I'm dating Michael Jackson?"
Person 2: "Dude stop Spitting Squish"
by LiterallyBritish May 28, 2023
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spit on it and walk away

a) what a dog does with anything it can't eat, chew, or play with

b ) (A variation of "piss on it and walk away"): walk away from any experience, even a negative one, with your head held high, and move onto bigger and better things, instead of letting the experience frustrate you.
In terms of anger management adapted to modern society, especially under definition b) mentioned above, spit on it and walk away is more than a solid good piece of advice; the same can be applied to, to some extent, in dealing with negative people, or people you can't/don't want to get along with.
by Sexydimma February 3, 2015
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Shmear spit needle of discharge

Very similar to the blumpkin dip tower of doom, the Shmear spit tower of discharge has some minor changes:

Two women and one man in a port-o-potty,

One female sits on toilet and shits while the man eats her box,

The other female stands behind the man and quad finger bangs his poophole,

Both females then hack phlegm (the thick mucus secreted in the respiratory passages and discharged through the mouth) onto the male participants back.
While this fantastic orgy is occuring, both females hold one hand as high as they can to emulate the Space Needle.

When both females are done ejaculating, it is encouraged to leave the boy laying in the port-o-john and walk away.
Elaine: "Yo that sloppy boy is laying fetal in the grass! Let's go draw on him!!"
Leigh: "Fuck that there's a portopotty, let's Shmear spit needle of discharge the shit out of him"

Elaine: "You always come up with the best ideas, I'll meet you in there, gotta grab the finger lube."
by spitneedle August 19, 2012
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Spit

Spit Is A Form Of Mouth Juice That Is Expelled By Sucking Saliva From The Back Of The Mouth And ''Spiting'' It Out.
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Snake That Spits

I was going to bang this girl but, "she" pulled out her snake that spits.
by Roy Blanteep November 27, 2013
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Spit and spin

When you spit in someones asshole and then spin your finger around in it
Aj gave me a spit and spin in the closet
by I like milfs445 June 15, 2021
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spit your game

Telling someone to show off/flex on you in an argumentative manner. kind of like saying "show me what you got". often said after being made fun of or "roasted".
Jack says "your boring and you suck" Jon replies "Spit your game Jack you got nothing on me"
by yo(biological)mom September 1, 2022
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