sniper text

when you are drunk and have to close one eye to see what you are doing

swaying in the middle of the bar focusing all of your energy on the perfect sniper text last hope of a ride before you fall over

by bio_hazard6945 July 13, 2011

Stealth Text

A text sent to someone in the same general area as you, usually to tell or ask them something you can't say out loud.

Guy 1: How was the party last night?
Guy 2: It ended up being so lame since only ten people showed up. I had to stealth text my friend across the room to plan an escape.

by Katie22 October 23, 2014

Kami-text

verb (esp. of an Asian person)
to walk directly towards another person due to distraction while texting.

I was walking around town this morning and two Asian guys kami-texted on me.

by Denver Wagner November 20, 2014

fart text

The act of recording one's fart on a smart phone via the record audio icon in the text field, then texting it to an individual or a group for playback.

"Damn Jim! That was a nasty sounding fart text you sent!"

by Silly Games December 27, 2017

Sextuple Text

The act of texting a person you find sexually attractive six times in a row without getting a text back..generally resulting in you looking lonely, desperate, crazy, or all of the above.

Did you seriously sextuple text Donny, when you already know he isn’t great with communication and has commitment issues?

by _LilBit_ October 15, 2018

tiresome text

when the government makes you text message more than e-mail so you can't save all of your records

The tiresome text left a lot of people at a loss with their intellectual property.

by Coop Dupe December 10, 2019

Joel text

Mythical, non existent

She thought he was gonna propose, but the proposal was Joel text.

by KyleD1972 March 3, 2021