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Ham tanking

Forcibly and consensually yet possibly unexpectedly feeding someone your asshole. Presenting your ass to be eaten at an unexpected time without relent.
1: I was trying to read the paper when

suddenly Jamie started ham tanking me.

2: It's a good friend indeed who can identify when noone else can, that your mood can only be elevated by a sound ham tanking.
by Freckle Newt February 14, 2024
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4d tank

When you masturbate to anal porn after taking a turd. Realism is everything! Get the real 4d experience.
My friend Luke said that if your Mrs won't do anal try having a 4d tank!
by The sausage October 16, 2019
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tinky tank

The drugged version of tinky winky with steroids.
Me: Who's tinky tank?
Him: The drugged version of tinky winky with steroids.
Me: OK👍
by Imthehamman May 24, 2023
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Fish tank

A box made of glass, often containing 1 gallon of water, with 10 goldfish that did in a day due to ammonia poisoning.
What’s wrong with my fish tank? Everything’s dying!“
“You put things that poop in it.”
by Who the fuck cares about this September 29, 2020
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Tank

Another word for weed. The slang keeps any non-users from knowing that you are talking about.
Yo, you got some tank? I’m trying to get gassed up
by tittylicious June 2, 2020
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tank

to flee in a very quick manner
Jon: yo ted! Bob is here
ted: uh oh lets tank.
by vrej khanzadian June 13, 2005
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Shart Tank

A conference room inhabited by substandard corporate executives. Etymology: Shark Tank
“The executive team is stinking up the shart tank to review quarterly results.”

“Back to the shart tank to give a marketing presentation.”
by Wordy Word February 27, 2021
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