Forcibly and consensually yet possibly unexpectedly feeding someone your asshole. Presenting your ass to be eaten at an unexpected time without relent.
1: I was trying to read the paper when
suddenly Jamie started ham tanking me.
2: It's a good friend indeed who can identify when noone else can, that your mood can only be elevated by a sound ham tanking.
suddenly Jamie started ham tanking me.
2: It's a good friend indeed who can identify when noone else can, that your mood can only be elevated by a sound ham tanking.
by Freckle Newt February 14, 2024

When you masturbate to anal porn after taking a turd. Realism is everything! Get the real 4d experience.
by The sausage October 16, 2019

by Imthehamman May 24, 2023

A box made of glass, often containing 1 gallon of water, with 10 goldfish that did in a day due to ammonia poisoning.
by Who the fuck cares about this September 29, 2020

by tittylicious June 2, 2020

by vrej khanzadian June 13, 2005

“The executive team is stinking up the shart tank to review quarterly results.”
“Back to the shart tank to give a marketing presentation.”
“Back to the shart tank to give a marketing presentation.”
by Wordy Word February 27, 2021
