Toot tail

A penis, opposite of a toot (vagina).

“Mamaw! Pepaw has a toot tail”

by iiluvtharein October 28, 2021

Tooske

Hot ass mf that steal ur heart in a beat. This person shops a lot and messes around the whole fucking time. Not afraid of any kinds of boys or girls and always plays hard to get.

Tooske is a Baddie mf

by anonymous November 22, 2021

toosak

Big sofa cushion

Toosak is sofa cover

by Azdah November 23, 2021

toot salute

When somebody enters the room and you greet them with a toot.

Sally toots just as Jenny walks into the room

Sally yells "Toot Salute!"

by SunRayz420 November 29, 2021

Toos

The name of someone who plays the violin. She's very good at baking pancakes. Also a common name for an aunt.

"Who's that?"

"Oh, that's aunt Toos."

by Plopperdeplop123 November 30, 2021

toot

What happens when you eat too many damn beans at the Mexican joint! A good ole blast of warm stinky air that exits your ass with extreme velocity causing a noise that alerts everyone in the room.

Damn Reggie, you toot like a mule ya ole bastard!

by bayquevious01 January 9, 2022

toot

noun: cocaine
verb: to snort a drug (usually cocaine)

The Police Constable who stands guard at the door of 10 Downing Street has been replaced by Mike and Kev of ‘Doormen’, Romford’s finest entry control specialists.

As access to the centre of power is now almost entirely dependent on whether you’re carrying booze and maybe a bit of toot, the change has been made to better control flow through the door of the sort of people who are showing up.

(NewsThump, 14-Jan-22)

by PhilUK January 17, 2022