No wife, no strife!

The truth woman don’t want you to know. The exact opposite of the saying Happy wife happy life.

Your wife won’t let you go out or buy a new car?!!!
I can because. No wife, no strife!

by bfrient December 8, 2021

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Chresanto's wife

Anika @neekstopher / @DoubleRBandzHoe / @neekah_

Hey look i see Anika on my TL thats Chresanto's wife

by RoczWifes143:);) August 31, 2013

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wake the wife wanker

little bitch that'll wank off ur wife and beat the shit out of her

wake the wife wanker is so hot and sexy

by wanksbabeandwife January 10, 2021

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hajime isayama's wife

https.bunnyarmin

person 1: "who's hajime isayama's wife?"
person 2: "https.bunnyarmin, duh."

by user9283 July 31, 2021

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haha i shot your wife

shooting someone’s wife mean free dinner I recommend getting the Gen z’s first then the Karen’s. Anyways if you are gonna eat wife then go to the really empty Chinese restaurant!

person 1: Haha I shot your wife!
Person2: well. Thank you for my dinner!
Person1:your welcome.

by sxravhi June 12, 2022

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National give your wife your hoodie

National give your wife your hoodie day means that you should give your hoodie away to your wife. You should try it! She will love it

Friend: do you know what day it is today? Did u remember to give it away?

Me: ofc i did! I will never forget National give your wife your hoodie day again

by Elise Mariella Holmstad March 31, 2021

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