Pep-tits

A large nipple that resembles a pepperoni in both size and color. Pep short for pepperoni.

If you see anyone with pep-tits, run!

You'll never be able to look at a pepperoni pizza the same way again.
Person A: Hey man did you see that guy over there with the plaid shorts at the pool with his shirt off?
Person B: Yeah dude, that's gross. He totally has pep-tits.
by Manhouse5 August 31, 2011
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jumbo tit

any person of the female gender who has enormously rude titties.
man, jenny was a little squirt until she reached puberty and turned into a real fine jumbo tit.
by Ian McKellen April 29, 2008
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Mia's Tits

When a bitch named Mia has tits
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tit spanners

A phrase to desribe a man's (or a Lesbian's I suppose) hands.
Formed from the idea of using one's hands on a woman's (or man's, if you're into that) delicious, matronly breasts.
Hey, get your tit spanners off my Dairylea Dunkers!
by Ali-Pimp May 23, 2005
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Fit Tits

Tits that are not too big, but are in perfect proportion to the fit girl that sports them. Bucking the trend of oversized or fake tits that make a girl look heavy with clothes on.
I met this hot chick at a bar last night.

Did she have big tits?

No, she had fit tits, they were awesome.
by Cub Fan Ass Man October 05, 2010
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missile tits

Ones nipples that can penetrate flesh
On the news, a teenager was killed by a sharp pair of missile tits.
by righteousconsumption October 30, 2014
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tit resting

Tit resting is both the placing of breasts on top of a surface, or a person's body, in order to bare the weight of the breasts (giving the person a rest), and the resting of person's head or other body part on a pair of breasts. Of course, tit resting is far more likely for individuals with very large tits. Those with particularly large tits may consider scheduled tit rests throughout the day as an alternative to breast reduction. Recreational tit resting for intimate/erotic purposes can be very enjoyable for all involved parties. Examples of tit resting in modern media can be found very often in Russian pop music videos as well as in the Japanese anime series Kanokon and B H.
Jesus, I need a tit rest.

My back problems have kind of subsided since I started "tit resting".

Come here baby, come have a tit rest.
by Mr Chewy Bacca June 19, 2010
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