disposable thumbs

A play on the term “opposable thumbs,” essentially implying that humans can dispose of their thumbs.

Humans are some of the only animals that have disposable thumbs.

by UrAverageHoovy October 29, 2022

dick thumb

A practical joke picture message posing a penis in place of a thumb during a photograph explaining a thumb injury that has resulted in a seriously swollen thumb.

I got my latest group chat good last night with the dick thumb. I explained that it wasn’t my dick,

by moongorilla March 18, 2018

thumb dribble

that
annoying thing
when people
send you
a message
a few words

at a time

…forcing you to wait and wait until their message ends up looking like a wise, ancient scroll inciting needless drama and anticipation to their communication like it’s some sort of top secret briefing.

- Did Jim not text you about tonight?
- Yeah, but it was all in one of his thumb dribbles that went on and on, so I stopped reading it.

by Stivchik April 22, 2019

Thumbe

The leader of The Brotherhood. A plastic bear that came from the mystical kinder surprise egg which lead to the birth of The 6 Sunjeevans of the High council of Bunde. The future leader after world domination by The Brotherhood.

Also Tamil for "little brother"

Thumbe's day will come...

by JJ January 5, 2004

Fact of thumb

It’s equivalent to “Rule of thumb” and this phrase is only used as a new web language.

The food is cold by now cz you’re late. It’s a sad fact of thumb.

by RasSunshine February 19, 2022

The Unintentional Thumb

When you're on Facebook Messenger and you accidentally hit the "thumb's up" button, usually at the worst possible time.

"I'm having a really rough day"

"What's wrong?"

"My dad passed away. 😰"

"👍"

"FUCKING UNINTENTIONAL THUMB! Sorry about your loss."

Or ...

"How are things with Robert?"

"I found out he's cheating on me."

"👍"

"So sorry, the Unintentional Thumb strikes when you least expect it."

by Daniel Harmon March 27, 2016

thumbs up

when having a thumbs up stance in picture it usually means you get no bitches.

did you see will with his thumbs up in that picture?

by tirelessly turkey May 11, 2022