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Taylor Lautner syndrome

When a guy is buff, hot and has a great smile but waaaaaaay too many chicks chasing him. Awesome when he likes you back. Adam Abajian has this... Too bad half the class likes him, I'm just a friend to him.
Me: *Sigh* Adam is so hot...

Alyssa: Don't even go there, he has Taylor Lautner syndrome. All the girls want him.

Me: Damn his hot abs...
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Taylor Drunk 

A level of drunk where you find yourself on the floor with your head resting in the bottom shelf of the refrigerator due to dehydration. Also characterized by an extreme lack of determination the next morning. Taylor Drunk is a reoccurring characteristic and not to be confused with a crazy drunken night.
Hey man have you seen Bob since school started? He hasn't been attending class because he has been getting Taylor Drunk every night. I hope he doesn't hurt himself!
Taylor Drunk by B-silv September 23, 2009

taylor gang

a group that Wiz Khalifa made for rich white kids to ride his dick.
faggot- taylor gang or die! yeaaah bitch OKAAAY

non faggot- taylor gang or stfu its not a real gang.
taylor gang by sumpussieee April 4, 2011

Taylor Sund 

is a guy thats going to get analed by a board
Holy shit You just got taylor sunded!
Taylor Sund by Bachinskytrick October 16, 2008

taylor alayne 

Someone who is one of a kind and is true to themselves. She prefers honest, sweet, gentleman like guys who love video games and will actually let her play. If they love food as much as her it's perfect. The guy for her is a John Parks.
Girl: "Taylor Alayne look at that guy at the buffet! Isn't he hot?"
Taylor Alayne: "OMG all that food..."
*sees boy* instantly falls in love

"Hi....my name is Taylor Alayne but you can call me Taylor....what's yours?"
Guy: "My name is John Parks....you can call me Parks."

*Parks and Taylor bond over food and live happily ever after.*
taylor alayne by CAT19 October 23, 2013

Taylor Nicole Magee 

The prettiest girl in the word taken by Michael Simpson
Taylor Nicole Magee is like a beautiful butterfly in a field of roses during the last minutes of the sunset
Taylor Nicole Magee by anoneabooty January 22, 2014

taylor and peter

cutest couple in the universe, they go together too well, bith very cool and lit.
that couple is so cute they look like a taylor and peter