A commonly used term refferring to objects, people or food types that are characteristically high in fat, cholesterol, bitterness and are just nasty all the way to the core. Something termed "swish-ilicious" can commonly give you very sticky fingers.
Boy: "I just got dumped over the phone by my long standing partner, so naturally I'm going to eat some chicken that is dripping with fat."
Boy's Friend: "Oh dude! That's so swish-ilicious!"
Boy's Friend: "Oh dude! That's so swish-ilicious!"
by YourMotherBrokeMyStairs December 7, 2011
Get the Swish-ilicious mug.A disease which entails being a fat troll without any purpose, potential or potential potential in life. It is infact, a kind way of diagnising someone with chronic hopelessness and social herpes in one notion, thus saving much initial heartache, and possibly preventing patient depression and eventual suicide due to their realisation and understanding of how truely pathetic their existance is. Though there isn't much you can do to help a sufferer deal with the pains related to having this contagious, neuro-physical contion. Only one cure has been established as of yet; which, quite fittingly is a bullet. Unfortunately, this treatment is not utilised to the fullness of its potential due to humanitarians believing these creatures have souls, when really they exist similarly to reformed WOW addicts - praying on the souls of guys who really need to find someone new and stop posting pathetic facebook statuses about how much they miss their socially retarded, physically distorted, irrational pig of an ex.
Guy: "I miss her so much..."
Guy's Friend: "Oh, Shut the fuck up already and put a bullet in her skull she's got swishilitis. She's as good as got rabbies."
Guy's Friend: "Oh, Shut the fuck up already and put a bullet in her skull she's got swishilitis. She's as good as got rabbies."
by I'mStillFixingMyStairs December 7, 2011
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The "Swiss Pearl" first a guy must allow a for a buildup of "smegma" then give your girl a "pearl necklace" and proceed to rub the smegma into it
by Blazing Ben Bravo June 15, 2011
Get the swiss pearl mug.Guy 1: "Wow, you designed the whole project, and its website, AND pitched the sale to the company?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I'm like a swiss army knife"
Guy 1: "More like a swiss army shark"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I'm like a swiss army knife"
Guy 1: "More like a swiss army shark"
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Get the Swishty mug.The act of sitting balls naked on the toilet while taking a shit and swigging some fine beer. Designated "Swiss" for the exquisite cocoa products comin' out yer bungbungbung.
GIRL: "Where's Francis? We gotta get to the concert?"
GUY: "Bastard's still at home havin' himself a Swiss dunk."
GIRL: "Ewwwwww... what kinda beer does he drink?"
GUY: "A lot of German beers."
GIRL: "That would figure. Now every time I see a German beer, I'm going to think of sloppy, drunk asshole."
GUY: "Bastard's still at home havin' himself a Swiss dunk."
GIRL: "Ewwwwww... what kinda beer does he drink?"
GUY: "A lot of German beers."
GIRL: "That would figure. Now every time I see a German beer, I'm going to think of sloppy, drunk asshole."
by Abdallah Price October 19, 2012
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