butt sweat

When your ass gets wet from working to hard, and the shit inside your anus is being washed in, and you have to go wipe, thats butt sweat.

GOD YOUR ASS STINKS!

Oh sorry, its just a little butt sweat

by Barry Manilow March 31, 2003

sweatanuts

a really annoying fag

jeremy driscol called me 10 times in the last 5 mins. what a fuckin, sweatanuts

by the rimmmjawer June 4, 2004

Boner Sweats

Tight sweatpants that when worn accentuate the engorged male genital.

Dude, did you see Joe? He has his boner sweats on... awkward.

by Mr. Bitches April 18, 2008

don't sweat the petty shit pet the sweaty shit

a term used to tell somebody not to sweat the small stuff and get laid instead.

calm down man, don't sweat the petty shit pet the sweaty shit.

by george January 20, 2005

blood, sweat and Carly Simon

Characterized by intensity, introspection, difficulty and analysis, often accompanied by frustrating miscommunication, hurt feelings, sarcasm, long, stacatto text message exchanges, starch, and/or a compulsive need to talk about an event, thing, or situation. Credit to TT for this adept turn-of-phrase.

J: Why are you being so hateful?

E: Why are you?

J: My heart wants you.

E: Everything is so blood, sweat and Carly Simon with you.

J: Kiss me, starchy polar bear.

E: Right on.

<kiss>

by JohnnyAZ May 19, 2006

sweave

The act of swerving and weaving at the same time. Usually involves cutting other people off in the process.

Common dude, we're in a hurry! If you sweave, you can make the light.

by disc golfer September 15, 2006

Sweaty Ambulance

Known as the perenium, it is the piece of skin between a mans ballsack and arsehole. Also known as a gooch

I would like you to chew on my sweaty ambulance.

Shaun said to Brett "My sweaty ambulance is chafing"

by Pascal Zeebaboola October 27, 2008