blue cheese surprise

when a girl lets a guy go down on her and does not inform him that she has a yeast infection with vaginal discharge

Damn bro, that smoking hot chick that I took home from the bar last night got me good with the ole blue cheese surprise. I went down on her and got a mouthful.

by nitehock August 20, 2013

anal suprise

when somebody gets suprised anally. Also known as getting a penis or another erect object up the butt. Usually between two men. Another word for buttsecks.

Person 1: What's the best kind of suprise?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: An anal suprise!!!

by dalton and nick December 15, 2006

surprise relocation

The act of moving an object or person from one location to another against their will.

H: What did you do last night Bill?
B: Well Henry, I drugged my little brother and dropped him off in a dumpster at the nearest sweatshop.
H: Isn't that called kidnap?
B: Hell no! It's just surprise relocation.

by eyes2thesku4u May 20, 2008

Surprise Roast

To engage a woman in the sexual act of a 'Spit Roast' by surprise. This daring manouevre is best inititate with oral sex first, afterall, if she has her mouth full it's harder for her to object.

'We took her back to our place and she got so worked up, that she loved it when I slipped in behind her for a Surprise Roast'.

by Brick Boy & Spud May 20, 2009

Surprise Trust Fall

When you perform a trust fall on a unsuspecting victim while yelling "SURPRISE TRUST FALL"

John: So how was the party man?

Dylan: Oh it was good. It was at Mikes house and we all-

John: SURPRISE TRUST FALL!

by bigiglrsdon'tcry April 10, 2010

bifkinder surprise

Originates from the word bifkin although I thought it up in bens car the other day. Basically it is when someone makes contact with your biff! In either a pleasurable way (a kiss for example) or a painful way (eg. a kick!) Though obviously a kick is way more of a surprise. Heh

'He came up behind me and gave me a harsh bifkinder surprise, then he pinched my wallet, the fag!'

by [Harry^Hardcore) November 10, 2004

Superbowl Surprise

a huge, explosive fart brought about by an injury

When Brent jumped right on Hilary's guts, she let out a huge Superbowl Surprise.

by frijole July 23, 2008