Steven

Malnourished monkey that snorted too much cocaine.

Archeologist in Amazon Rainforest: Is that a Monkey on crack?
Other Archeologist: No that's just a Steven.

by AmazonMonke May 31, 2022

Steven

Stevens usually tend to put other people's feelings infront of themselves's all the time, and always are looking for ways to fix other people's problems. They are usually really nice, but not that good at making new friends. They usually only have one to two friends.

Person 1 : wow! Who's he?

Person 2 : you don't know him? He's Steven! He's like-----the nicest person ever, and really cute!

Person 1 : Ooooh!

by CCwybie June 1, 2021

Steven

The boy you like that has the most beautiful sapphire eyes and warm toned brown hair. He has a warm smirky smile that makes you blush for no reason, and is someone who is decently athletic, highly intelligent, and hysterical but above all kind.

Britney: Wow, who is that cute guy over there?
Nina: That's Steven

by BillBlop777 November 10, 2021

Steven Thomas Mitch lll

An Asian-American man who is 5'7" and is secretly homosexual towards characters from the movie "Cars"

Joe: Hey, Steven Thomas Mitch lll
Steven: I wanna fuck lightning Mcqueen

Joe: Lowkey same

by Berry Chalupa April 18, 2021

steven bobbett

The only living creature you can actually hear getting fatter. Shaped like an upside down eight with molester eyes. Self proclaimed cock sucking champion of the world. Lowest form of multicellular organisms incapable of having an original idea. A dipshit.

Steven bobbett does one good thing and that's sick dicks.

by RoosterKog June 8, 2018

Steven Patrick Morrissey

A racist and (closeted) bisexual who wrote several surprisingly arousing songs in the eighties.

Person 1: "Steven Patrick Morrissey ruins The Smiths for me."
Person 2: "Separate artist from art!"

by titty69muncher August 19, 2024

Steven Kociu

Usually, a white person who is extremely racist towards black people. Steven Kocius tend to be very aggressive to male but very passive towards females. They also hate transgenders and homosexuals. Although these people seem like very disgusting people they are really just looking for REAL friends and some pussy. Another thing common among Steven Kocius is their love for Batman, they tend to love Batman so much they would sacrifice their own MOTHERS to save Batman's life.

That guy is such a Steven Kociu, what a racist homophobic sexiest.

by leefbi17 February 16, 2022