Slimy Snatch

A feminine version of the wet willy, where the assaulting female wets her finger with vaginal fluid and inserts it into the ear of the victim.

I gave my girl a wet willy, so she one upped me and retorted with a slimy snatch.

by Spidey89 March 18, 2011

Stache Snatch

The act of snatching a mustache from someone’s face. The stache snatcher must complete three steps to consider a stache snatch successful: 1) snatch a stache, 2) dash and 3) sell that stache for cash. When snatching stache, the most successful snatchers apply General Wang’s stratagem: the element of surprise. There’s nothing quite like a surprise stache snatch.

Kenneth and I went on a stache snatch last night. I snatched a nice Lars the Viking and he snatched a prime Snappy Dancer.

I might add this General Wallace to my stash, but I could really use the cash from this stache snatch.

by justWink June 10, 2011

cabbage patch snatch

a. when a girls junk smells and looks like an ancient cabbage patch doll.

"Dude, I love her cabbage patch snatch, it really turns me on."

by T. Clark Crawford June 14, 2005

snatch

Someone who is a complete bitch that nobody likes.

Eric Rekers is a snatch.
Mike DeBole gets that snatch.

by Riggall December 17, 2008

Bander snatch

What you call a woman's scary vagina. For a female to have extreme bush. Late 70s-80s porn magazine.

Dude 1: "Dude, I heard that guy saw her bander snatch."
Dude 2: "That musta been freaking scary."

by Panda dog August 29, 2011

Snatch spray

A spray that is commonly used to freshen a smelly snatch.

Girl # 1: "This bathroom smells like 5 nasty bitches on their period."

Girl # 2: "Haven't they heard of snatch spray?"

by Christa_d September 21, 2008

Satchel Snatcher

n. One who "snatches" things of value i.e. kills,flag captures,bombs. A homosexual who likes to grab the males genitals and "snatch" them. Commonly used in smack talk on xbox live. The word is derived from one who steals the satchel(bomb in Call of Duty 4) and plants for own exp. Also grouped in with noobs, cheaters, and Achievement whores
v. the act of satchel snatching

Dude that guy is such a satchel snatcher. He stole the bomb from me every round.

I hate people who satchel snatch

by Andyroonie January 4, 2009