Spenser

Spensers are normally very short until they turn 22. They are extremely salty towards most of his friends.

Spenser is a kind male but salty at times.

by Alicia Bark May 11, 2018

spenser

a kid that does something without asking

that kid always spensers at the shop

by [e-mail] November 7, 2022

spensahed

Technical slang for misuse of IT equipment and resources

That server/PC/network is so busy being spensahed it can't do its real job.

by Chuff December 18, 2003

specsex

To engage in sexual activity with spectacles on.

i.e Hi honey I'm home, fancy some specsex?

by Carolineeeeee February 4, 2008

Spencer Gort

1) one who excessive exaggerates one up situations
2) That Guy

Me- I drank twenty beers that most I've ever drank in my life.
Him- NO NO, I drank a thirty of key and twenty shots... NO Problem (that guy)
Me- Dude you totally Spencer Gort'd Me!!!

by Spencer Gort December 4, 2009

Spencer Quattlebaum

Really the most amazing guy you will ever meet. Has the most beautiful deep dark brown eyes that you could gaze into for hours. Is the best boyfriend anyone could ever get; handsome, funny, smart, athletic. When you are in his arms you feel like you are safe and warm and nothing will ever hurt you and you will want to freeze time right then and there. Has a strange addiction to his hats. But you can always take them after school and know that he will catch you. Sounds dangerous, but is actually the best feeling in the world when he ends up catching you. No matter how hard you try, you will never meet a guy half as good as him. And the spaces between your fingers are right where his fit perfectly. Whenever he holds your hand, you will feel like jumping around and start singing a silly love song. He always looks out for you even if you assure him, you are perfectly fine. Does not want anything to happen to his novia. He is just all around the most perfect guy you will ever meet. :)

Did you see how he was treating his girl the other night?
Yeah, he was a total Spencer Quattlebaum.

by iloveyoutimestwobaby October 6, 2011

sense-making

(adj) something that makes sense.

Etymology: from German, translated directly into Germanized English.

Jack dumped Jill, and in a fit of rage Jill killed him. It was sense-making, really.

by Ami in Berlin December 13, 2012