speeding

When you go over the speed limit, and then a police officer will give you a ticket depending on how much damage you did.

Cop: Do you know how fast you were driving?
Guy in a car: No, sir.
Cop: You were speeding. Here is a fine of 200$
Guy in a car: Ouch.

by Thaun February 7, 2017

Speed Dating

When a guy is very hot and picks up a bunch of girls at once.

John's speed dating right now. He is getting 20 girls at once.

by BigSmoke40 December 1, 2020

speed limit

149mph or 240kmh the minimum your car should go if your black, in canada thats aproxamately 149 miles a hour or 240kmh to stay alive, in a pursuit.

guy 1: yo i just got a 1996 dodge caravan for $20 bucks cuz some kid puked in it.
guy 2: yeah but that thing doesnt even do the speed limit
guy 1: yeah i think ill scrap it or donate it.

by Cody5050 December 1, 2020

speed simp

One who has a seemingly unhealthy obsession of going as fast as humanly possible.

"Jordan ran the workout too fast."

"That fucking speed simp."

by JordanlsDead December 3, 2020

speed limit challenge

The speed limit challenge is when you play your favorite song/songs but have to play the music to the speed limit signs seen while driving

“Hey Greg, 50 bucks says you can’t do the speed limit challenge to Awaken by dethlok.”

by Jamesbond324 December 9, 2020

speeding

being sped

cardi dean was speeding today

by lil squelch December 22, 2020

speeding

being sped.

allison ackbar was speeding last night.

by lil squelch December 22, 2020