dildo slinger

To be a slinger of a dildo; at others, usually in a comical fashion.

That dude is a dildo slinger, he almost hit Tiquisha!

by Heineken24 May 17, 2006

Custard slinger

Cum shot

Get ready for the custard slinger

by Btod January 7, 2014

Spongebob

Asian. Definitely asian. Yellow, can't drive, and knows karate.
Asian.

Hi spongebob! You're asian!

by Cinbadrio May 29, 2010

Spongebob squarepants

A gay little fagit sponge who loves to rape patrick starr and give him blowjobs.He can't drive because hes always high on crack, and yet one time he got so horney with mr. crabs he took out is tiny sponge dick and burned it on the grill until the hornyness goes away then he'll go anel his snail,Gary with his ,tiny, burnt sponge penis

Spongebob Squarepants: "Oh Fuck Mr. crabs is sooooooo hot ....DAMN getting horney FUCK WHAT TO DO!!!! I know ill burn my tiny dick on the grill so im never horney again": Sponge bob is now burning his dick: Spongebob: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Later...
Spongebob:" NOOOOOO what have i done now i can never have sex with Pat anymore i need to get horney but how?.........I KNOW!! Gary come here"(Spongebob sticks his tiny burnt penis in garys poop hole

Spongebob: OHHHH FUUUCKKK YEHHH THAT FEELS GOOD GARY!!!!!!!!
Gary: mmeeeeoooowww(help!)

by Alpine11011 September 3, 2009

spongebob (dirty)

the aftermath of bringing a fart up to the gate, and finding out that it indeed was something else.

the presence of spongebob usually requires a safety wipe or sometimes, a new pair of underpants

guy 1: Man, that one sounded juicy!

guy 2: Yeah. I'd better go to the bathroom. I think I have a little spongebob hangin'

by Tom K. February 4, 2005

New york slinger

when you get a cripple in a body cast and cut a hole where his/her ass/vagina is and you fuck them, then proceed to cum in both of his/her eyes and make a sling for them out of your underwear.

i totally new york slingered that girl last night.

by Christopher F October 8, 2007

Spongebob

spongebob is the god of our new generation

spongebob: i am god, deal with it you idiots who dont like me, or shall send you a letter telling you how angry i am, yes, A meanletter which will destroy you inside

by katie bolton June 10, 2005