Seasoning my smurf

Having marital relations with one's wife.

I'll be over after I finish seasoning my smurf.

by El Queeftador June 13, 2025

Season your cheese

When an elderly man yells at you. Probably the last time you'll mess with that guy.

“dont make me season your cheese buddy”

by Weinerbob September 5, 2019

Chinese Season

From the 2nd Friday in November to January 8th; The season where Chinese food tastes more savory, and demand for it spikes. Also the Chinese women appear more attractive during this season.

It’s finally Chinese Season! Gonna get me some good food!

by Monarch Monkey November 18, 2023

Prank season

Prank Season Is Something The British Teens Say When One Person Has Had Something Done To Them That Will Make Said Person Look Like An Idiot.

*Pretends To Pass The Boof And Swipes It At The Last Second*

"You Fat Neek, Why'd You Do That?"

"Haha..... Prank Season"

by YxngCracka March 28, 2022

hickey season

Thru June 1st to august 25th people give hickeys to each other and whoever does not get a hickey is a clown

Freaks: ITS HICKEY SEASON BITCH

by Officiallucid January 20, 2020

seasonal bitch

the one that gets used only when it’s convenient for the other person or when they need something

“he just wants me to do stuff for him when he wants something”
“he thinks you’re his seasonal bitch”

by ali_thun October 28, 2021

Sound off season

When you rethink your life choices for a few days or months because your'e in such a bad state.

"Hey I am a depressed mess right now so I will take a two-week leave for sound off season."

by xzid20 October 3, 2025