Black Screen of Death

Microsoft ruined Windows 11 and that's one of the main reasons how. It's still BSOD, though.

Person 1: yo I got black screen of death what can I do?
Person 2: you upgraded to windows 11?
Person 1: yep why?
Person 2: nothing special, you can fix it by... and some tech stuff
Person 1: thx cya round!

by stysan September 26, 2022

White Screen of Death

Abbreviated as WSoD, it is a very unusual ending found on VHS tapes, it happens after the movie or TV show episodes have ended.

Did you see the White Screen of Death on VHS endings?

by Ryan900USAYT September 30, 2022

print screen moment

when your teammates do less damage than you on apex legends and you screenshot it using the print screen button on your keyboard.

"this is a print screen moment!"

by fuppy guppy February 17, 2023

This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.

when the screen saver cant run because it requires functionality that is not available on your graphics/video card.
this is usually because your graphics/video card is fucking terrible

Windows: This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.
Jimothy: oh no i cant run this screen saver when im away because my video card is from a SNES

by Stickboi__ March 8, 2023

primal screech

what someone does when they’re getting kidnapped/assaulted.

A: “lalalalalala we’re having a jolly not stinkle wonkle walk”
B: “for sure man!”
Woman: primal screech
A: “oh my god! i don’t believe me ears…”
B: “it’s the Primal Screech! go help her!
They save her
Woman: “omg thank u for saving me”
A and B: “it’s all thanks to the Primal Screech ™.

by iamusingthisusername September 30, 2023

Squad screening

When 2 or more people simultaneously and intentionally start watching a movie or series together (e.g. as a form of spending time together) even though they are not in the same house, city or country

Last night my friend and I were squad screening a movie when my power went out and then she stopped watching too so we could both catch up at the same time when my power went back on again…

by ZoëK October 31, 2023

The White Screen of Death

not to be confused with The Blue Screen of Deaththe white screen of death happens when the BSD fails. there are only three ways for WSD to happen.
1)a projectile traveling at high speed smashes through your hard disk, however your pc does not crash, instead it enters a state of confusion, much like the human sensation of being really highon pcp or any other narcotic, which would explain the intense white light.
2)one of Microsoft's spying updates sees you downloading illegal content, prompting Microsoft to screw you.
3)a hammer is smashed into the screen or computer related object that is hooked up to a screen, however the screen and or object remains on, causing a white screen, this is also know as hammering your pc.

Microsoft's most successful program The Blue Screen of Death

1)i put a .44 through my HDD and i got The White Screen of Death.
2) i got saw 5 days before its in theaters!!!
3) were the fuck is my essay?!?!?! ahh!! -smash-

by 35yeros February 26, 2009