Crunk scootin'

When you're riding a scooter while drinking malt liquor (i.e. getting crunk)

"Dude did you see Dale last night? He took his little sisters scooter and started crunk scootin'!"

by Buffufflo September 7, 2016

Blue scoots

Bad bad bad diarrhea

Ma'am please pray for me. I've had the blue scoots for a couple months now.

by Hjenkin June 21, 2016

Poodle-scooch

An undefined streak like stain on floors, carpets or upholstered furniture

We have to renovate the office, especially the carpets with all that poodle-scooch on it.

by The_Architect July 29, 2016

Poodle-scooch

An undefined streak like stain on floors, carpets or upholstered furniture

We have to renovate the office, especially the carpets with all that poodle-scooch on it.

by The_Architect July 29, 2016

Jaeger scooter

Whatever means you get home after a night of binge shots of jaegermeiester

Thanks to a jaeger scooter, Chris made it home after 6 double shots of the German champagne

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 1, 2016

Scruff scooter

A special move performed when going down on a girl that uses friction and the roughness of your facial "scruff" to get her off

Gave my girl the ol' Scruff scooter and she was howling for more!

by Hovym December 30, 2016

little scooter

big dick

i love his little scooter

by bla b la January 17, 2017