Naughty sausage

A cigarette, you dirty-minded scum.

Dudebro #1: I’m gonna step outside for a naughty sausage. Wanna come?
Dudebro #2: Huh? I mean, more power to you, but I’m not gay.
Dudebro #1: A smoke, you sick little monkey. You are no longer invited.

by Coldiohead July 8, 2021

sausage wound

female genitalia. similar to axe wound.

my huge sausage just made her original sausage wound a whole lot bigger.

by jujyfggolhhip August 24, 2008

Sausage Straddler

A homosexual man

"Look at the state of that mincer over there - a sausage straddler for sure"

by tbone69 August 22, 2008

Sausage burn

That lip herp

“What’s that thing on your lip bro?”
“It’s a sausage burn from suckin that dudes dic”

by Jamesjamesonjames69 June 2, 2018

Sausage Slapping

Two gay men engaging in sexual relations.

Look at those two dudes holding hands, I bet they're gonna go home and do some sausage slapping.

by 0wnfac3 March 18, 2011

nauseous sausage

A sex act whereby a man shoves his penis so far down his partner's throat so as to induce vomiting

I gave Jill the old nauseous sausage last night and it took forever to clean up all the vomit.

by fffreak69 September 10, 2015

Sausage Package

It's the act of putting shaft and balls in a females vagina

"Yo kennithin I just give Sydney a Sausage Package"

by Knee-Lover August 11, 2018