Solid Gold Titties

1. When something is so fucking awesome it can only be described in these words
2. a frame of mind, an attitude

collin: dude i just bought all the cd's for planet earth. im coming over
davey: solid gold titties!!!

by daveyfbaby October 17, 2011

soldier 69

If some one calls you a soldier 69 it means that you are old but you ain't dying any time soon

Jeff- your such a soldier 69.

Andy - "thanks"

by Nicovauld January 18, 2017

Solby

The cutest ship, sam and colby are dating (I hope)

Isn’t that sam and colby?

Yeah...isn’t their ship name solby?

by Cheesy ducks June 21, 2020

Red solution

When a redneck from the south with a small penis rubs mt.dew, redbull, and gas on his penis, then take 5 pills of Viagra and gets drunk and screws a cat in the back of his cummins truck.

Wow he really should do a red solution because of his small penis and he's from the south.

by Drew Shipley 69 February 2, 2014

Henny Youngman solution

Telling someone that the solution to a problem is to simply not do anything that exposes the flaw that causes the problem. From the old Henny Youngman joke: "Doctor, it hurts when I do this!" "Don't do that." Usually, but not always, associated with computers.

"The program crashes when I try to print!"
"Don't try to print."
"Do you have a real solution or just a Henny Youngman solution?"

by Al Benedict January 4, 2008

Cheating at Solitaire

1). The first solo album by the lead singer of Social Distortion, Mike Ness

2). Alt-Shift-2: Allows you to instantly win at the Microsoft Windows version of Solitaire, in which you are essentially cheating yourself.

John: What have you been doing all weekend?

Jack: Playing solitaire on my computer, but it got too hard so I used the cheat to win...

John: Cheating at solitaire, eh? Pretty pathetic, Jack.

by Carolinarocker March 10, 2010

Soft-Path Soldier

The type of guy that thinks he can get with a girl by being her friend until she somehow falls for him. In many cases, the Soft-Path Soldier has been known to remain friends with a girl for years on end, staying on the sidelines through her relationships as the "supporting guy friend."
"Soft-path" refers to the style in which this type of man goes for his girl. The Soft-Path Soldier travels down the weakest and most candy-assed path that he could possibly take to get with a girl.

"Who is that guy that you hang out with"
"Oh he's been my friend for a long time."
"Does he like you?"
"Yeah, he's my Soft-Path Soldier, but don't worry that kind of shit doesn't work with me"

by stosted January 23, 2011