one single tear

When you are single and people brag about how many dicks they have sucked

McGee: I have 46 boyfriends and 28 girlfriends!

MisterRickRoll: One single tear.......dropping onto the ground.

by It.was.not.me December 11, 2016

Bat Signal

refers to the children's character ‘The Bat Man’, a strong gentleman who fights crime nocturnally

So I guess I'm here to send out the Bat Signal.

by derry_murbles June 29, 2017

i’m single i’m single

When someone sends you a very attractive snapchat, or photo and you contemplate being single or asking them out.

*Girl sends picture*
Boy- I’m single i’m single

by kiddo kiddo November 10, 2019

Single

A male individual who believes a female's occupation is the kitchen

Female: I wish I had a man *sigh*
Mr. Single: Maybe you should get in the kitchen

by heyit'sjaki September 17, 2012

Singapore

To expose your breast in an alluring manner while at a fine dining establishment

My wife Singapore’d me at the dinner table!

by Tuneablemoss May 3, 2018

Virtue Signaling

A term used by fascists who believe they're of a higher moral standing when someone makes a factual statement.

Jimbo: He should have just complied.
Bob: So you believe govt employees should be able to tell you what to do and punish you if you dont comply?
Jimbo: Not a chance in hell. I will not comply to the govt. I'll be damned if the govt tells me what to do.
Bob: You do know law enforcement is the govt. Buddy, that's virtue signaling.

by Ihatefascists2020 March 15, 2021

single awareness day

A made up holiday that overlaps valentine's day for people too ugly or crazy to get some.

Happy Single Awareness Day! I'm so lonely...

by Sierrapants January 12, 2009