The Typical Scene Boy:
Hi my name is Stupid Fucking Poser. I'm really insecure so I'm gonna dye my hair black and grow it long so it covers my face because I'm so fucking ugly that no one would like me if it wasn't hidden. And I love following the crowd so I buy girl jeans that don't fit my disgusting body and my small dick is pressed tight against the zipper for all the 14 year old girls to see. God I’m SO SPECIAL AND UNIQUE.
My best friend is my flat iron and pomade.
I don’t eat carbs but I like The Faint and underage drinking.
My favorite activity is shopping for Converse and trying not to let my pretend girlfriend know that I’m a fucking faggot.
And every time I go to clubs I have to be REALLY wasted and completely drunk because I secretly have NO personality and all my friends really HATE ME because all I ever do it make out with random ugly kids who are really 15 but somehow got into the club.. and of course I make out with boys that look EXACTLY like me because its cool to pretend I’m something I’m not. When I go to Club 82, I pay $8 to sit outside of a patio and smoke other people’s cigarettes and talk shit about everyone that has their back turned to me.
When I finally decide to dance to all those lame 80’s songs, I try to dance but really I'm just having a fucking seizure to look cool, even though it never works. I swing my arms in the air and shuffle my feet like I have fucking Parkinson’s.. and I always pick the dumbest sluttiest girl to grind my crotch against. HEHE.
Hi my name is Stupid Fucking Poser. I'm really insecure so I'm gonna dye my hair black and grow it long so it covers my face because I'm so fucking ugly that no one would like me if it wasn't hidden. And I love following the crowd so I buy girl jeans that don't fit my disgusting body and my small dick is pressed tight against the zipper for all the 14 year old girls to see. God I’m SO SPECIAL AND UNIQUE.
My best friend is my flat iron and pomade.
I don’t eat carbs but I like The Faint and underage drinking.
My favorite activity is shopping for Converse and trying not to let my pretend girlfriend know that I’m a fucking faggot.
And every time I go to clubs I have to be REALLY wasted and completely drunk because I secretly have NO personality and all my friends really HATE ME because all I ever do it make out with random ugly kids who are really 15 but somehow got into the club.. and of course I make out with boys that look EXACTLY like me because its cool to pretend I’m something I’m not. When I go to Club 82, I pay $8 to sit outside of a patio and smoke other people’s cigarettes and talk shit about everyone that has their back turned to me.
When I finally decide to dance to all those lame 80’s songs, I try to dance but really I'm just having a fucking seizure to look cool, even though it never works. I swing my arms in the air and shuffle my feet like I have fucking Parkinson’s.. and I always pick the dumbest sluttiest girl to grind my crotch against. HEHE.
by shelf July 21, 2008
Get the scene mug.A teenager dressed in the latest supposedly unique trend. They also like to hang around malls and places where everyone can see them because, a lot like emos (which a lot of them are), they live for attention.
"Dude, why are these boys in suit jackets and why are all these girls wearing so much big beaded necklaces that it's dragging their heads down?"
"Because they're scene kids."
"Because they're scene kids."
by Iwasonyourpirateship June 28, 2007
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Don't know shit about real music and they think they're hardcore.
Fact for you scene faggots,
Prom queen and parkway drive are NOT the heart of australian hardcore because its metalcore you dumb fucks.
Don't know shit about real music and they think they're hardcore.
Fact for you scene faggots,
Prom queen and parkway drive are NOT the heart of australian hardcore because its metalcore you dumb fucks.
Scene kids talk like dicks.
"Liik3 zomgzz diid y0u s3e bring me the horizon last niiight? H0w hawwwt is oli sykes?!?"
Scene 1:"Are you going to the city tmro?"
Scene 2: "of course! Liike I have nothing better to do!"
ChrisCONTAGIOUS
AbbyGORE
"Liik3 zomgzz diid y0u s3e bring me the horizon last niiight? H0w hawwwt is oli sykes?!?"
Scene 1:"Are you going to the city tmro?"
Scene 2: "of course! Liike I have nothing better to do!"
ChrisCONTAGIOUS
AbbyGORE
by Collectwin August 14, 2008
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lets justify being scene, for all you kids. im sick of being bashed on for the way we choose to live our lives by jelous people.
1. yes we have good fashion sense. guys do have lush hair, and girls do like baby bows and choppy hair. and we do vintage shop find rad clothes and add our own style to them. atleast we put effort into how we appear. and yes we prefur to be skinny. everything fits that way.
2. yes were good in photgraphy. the crazy angles we take pictures from make our photos not so boring. we do have cool facial expressions and poses. it defines us.
3. we do use the local scene not only to hear raw music and dance, but also to hang out in the setting WE BELONG IN. and choose to be in. like other kids would go to the mall or a sport or something.
4. we do have our groups and ranks within the scene. its not like were gangs and hate other groups. there the people were closest to, like family. and the ranks just depend on how much respect you have from your peers. dont bash on us for that. and yes when new people come to our shows we do size them up to see what there all about.
5. when we say, "im so rad" "im So scene" Im Cooler then you kay?" and other stuff. its usually sarcastic. you know haha funny. but douche bags take what we say seriously because thats how they want to hear it.
6.we dont call ourselves "scene kids" people Label Us That Way.
7. we know who we are. were not just fallowing a trend. the scene isnt a trend its a way of life. and we keep it alive.
8. we do judge everyone, and pin a stereo-type to you and then stick you with the others. im just glad our stereo-type is rad and not some lame difinition.
9. we like it that people are jelous(hate) us.
BTW: we Are Cocky, and if you have a bad attidude towards us. were going to have the same towards you. We Do Know Were Better Then alot of people out there, people Just Dont Realize It, Because they Have No Idea What were About. and there to thick headed to learn or try to understand. we have futures. So Fuck Off Kay? thnx.
so to sum it all up, we know what good music is. we know fashion. and we have beautiful hair. deal with it.
But, if Your Not A Lush Of The Scene. And If Truly Hardcore, Then Youll Think Most of This is BullShit To. Because True HxC Kids Just Care About The Music And The Pit.
your way of atacking us over an online dictionary is not only pointless, becouse what people say about us doesnt faze us, but its also immature, uncool and it shows how jelous they really are. and that we are better then them, because we dont say bad things about the way they choose to live there lives. we have better things to do.
p.s. Were All Magic Ninjas k.
lets justify being scene, for all you kids. im sick of being bashed on for the way we choose to live our lives by jelous people.
1. yes we have good fashion sense. guys do have lush hair, and girls do like baby bows and choppy hair. and we do vintage shop find rad clothes and add our own style to them. atleast we put effort into how we appear. and yes we prefur to be skinny. everything fits that way.
2. yes were good in photgraphy. the crazy angles we take pictures from make our photos not so boring. we do have cool facial expressions and poses. it defines us.
3. we do use the local scene not only to hear raw music and dance, but also to hang out in the setting WE BELONG IN. and choose to be in. like other kids would go to the mall or a sport or something.
4. we do have our groups and ranks within the scene. its not like were gangs and hate other groups. there the people were closest to, like family. and the ranks just depend on how much respect you have from your peers. dont bash on us for that. and yes when new people come to our shows we do size them up to see what there all about.
5. when we say, "im so rad" "im So scene" Im Cooler then you kay?" and other stuff. its usually sarcastic. you know haha funny. but douche bags take what we say seriously because thats how they want to hear it.
6.we dont call ourselves "scene kids" people Label Us That Way.
7. we know who we are. were not just fallowing a trend. the scene isnt a trend its a way of life. and we keep it alive.
8. we do judge everyone, and pin a stereo-type to you and then stick you with the others. im just glad our stereo-type is rad and not some lame difinition.
9. we like it that people are jelous(hate) us.
BTW: we Are Cocky, and if you have a bad attidude towards us. were going to have the same towards you. We Do Know Were Better Then alot of people out there, people Just Dont Realize It, Because they Have No Idea What were About. and there to thick headed to learn or try to understand. we have futures. So Fuck Off Kay? thnx.
so to sum it all up, we know what good music is. we know fashion. and we have beautiful hair. deal with it.
But, if Your Not A Lush Of The Scene. And If Truly Hardcore, Then Youll Think Most of This is BullShit To. Because True HxC Kids Just Care About The Music And The Pit.
your way of atacking us over an online dictionary is not only pointless, becouse what people say about us doesnt faze us, but its also immature, uncool and it shows how jelous they really are. and that we are better then them, because we dont say bad things about the way they choose to live there lives. we have better things to do.
p.s. Were All Magic Ninjas k.
People That Go To Local Venues(the scene) To Listen To Music They Enjoy And To Get There Frestrations Out by the loud music and Hardcore dancing.
by <3TylaBitesXcore July 30, 2008
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Get the scene mug.someone who is scene and pretty much famous for nothing but is well-known on various internet sites and have a bunch of scene kid fans that think they're the best thing to ever happen to the earth
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by testingtesting123 October 23, 2008
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But it takes a lot to be 'hella scene'
You gotta like grow your hair long in front, steal chicks' pants, (and shirts), and straighteners, get cut-off knit gloves from the kiddy section at wallys-world, realize that emo was some pop-culture bullshit from mid-90's rock disaster, ..eh.
If you're hella scene, you are more scene than most scenesters, which means you probably stole (and abused) someone's eyeshadow.
Hella scene can also refer to a region, specifically the East bay of SF bay area, of Nor*cal.
it goes on, hella scene kids get mistaken for (modern) emo-tards. and then people die.
But it takes a lot to be 'hella scene'
You gotta like grow your hair long in front, steal chicks' pants, (and shirts), and straighteners, get cut-off knit gloves from the kiddy section at wallys-world, realize that emo was some pop-culture bullshit from mid-90's rock disaster, ..eh.
If you're hella scene, you are more scene than most scenesters, which means you probably stole (and abused) someone's eyeshadow.
Hella scene can also refer to a region, specifically the East bay of SF bay area, of Nor*cal.
it goes on, hella scene kids get mistaken for (modern) emo-tards. and then people die.
Hella Scene is like rock-chi
You'll find hella scene kids walking around outside east bay hardcore shows.
You'll find hella scene kids walking around outside east bay hardcore shows.
by Dave_hellascene November 12, 2006
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