Mantel Season in a fictional season, created by women, to guilt their husband's into building extra large mantels to decorate. Once the mantel is built, they are extremely over decorated, so the women can flood social media with pictures of their mantels. This causes other women who have guilted their husband's into building expensive, oversized mantels, in the name of "mantel season", to overwhelmingly show support, so they can then guilt their husband's for not showing support for "such an extremely important celebration that they were robbed of up until that point." Mostly celebrated by "Karens," but also celebrated by the "Y" variation as Karyn.
"(Enter any name like 'Chad'), you have robbed our family of the enjoyment of mantel season for too long. I demand you to build one, or I want to talk to a manager."
by Fireplace Expert October 05, 2023
The time in which girls are most likely to be attacked by guys who have no intention of a real relationship with them.
Oh god, it's guy season again.
by BabbyyI August 29, 2015
by MiddleFingers January 17, 2007
The day after a holiday, its called "Yitude Season" because it sounds better that way. Originally there were two definitions of these two words together but I cant say them because of the Urban dictionary gods.
by DominoRussia September 21, 2021
Seasonal Ugly Disorder (also known as SUDS) is a period of time during any given season, in which a woman feels like no matter what she does, she is ugly and uncomfortable with her face and body. SUDS usually presents itself during mid to late stages of puberty and lasts the rest of one’s life. The disorder itself can affect someone for up to an entire month if not more.
“Wow. I literally look so disgusting and none of my clothes fit and my face is hideous. I’m definitely going through seasonal ugly disorder.”
by seasonaluglydis December 20, 2022
"Wanna go get a beer?"
"Can't: Bear Season."
"I fell asleep at six and was wide awake by 3 AM"
"yeah man, that's Bear Season for you"
"Can't: Bear Season."
"I fell asleep at six and was wide awake by 3 AM"
"yeah man, that's Bear Season for you"
by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024
by kellis7 August 28, 2018